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☆ jack | he/they | 30s | disabled and disorderly
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I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...
I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I'm home now btw. the plane was a disaster but parsnip is so psyched to see me that it's all good now :)

(yes he drooled on me)
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
stuff I said
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
mugen smiledog is just so goofy. I've kinda grown attached to him. ceci n'est pas un chien
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
NOT HUNGRY! :)
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
@livicottle.net @spindlesnake.bsky.social be my mutuals!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
fujesque? fujic? fujicine?
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
internet is such a grand place
July 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
this thaing has no idea his best friends are two predators. the birds are trying to warn him but he just has no idea. he's scared of the squirrels and has no idea we could end them in a single accursed blow. if we chose
July 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
thought it was time someone else heard about @megsyv.bsky.social so I donated the zine I've had for ages to a @littlefreelibrary.bsky.social in hilton head, sc :)
June 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
not what he's called #nenimpact #hxhnenimpact
May 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
the coworker who paid for the tickets!!!!!!
May 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
me when I thought I just BARELY lost the crane game at the arcade vs when I talked to an attendant and he said I won
May 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
May 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
my small deadly animal
April 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
April 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
We are living in #PalWorld
April 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
my little dude
April 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
parsnip had a surprise vet trip this morning. he's got an FUO (fever of unknown origin). but he's had a few shots and will hopefully be better by tomorrow
April 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
my house is made of. brisk. and mortal
April 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
prime example of poe's law en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
April 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
teehee
April 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
bonus content
April 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
the original + this obviously parody reply
April 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM