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MealyGarage
@mealygarage.bsky.social
Author (occasional). Songwriter and musician (amateur). Fan of The Beatles, XTC, Squeeze, and lots of telly.

NEW BOOK: Jockula (coming 26 May 2026)

I write mostly about music here: https://www.gayleramage.co.uk
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Something else that begins the last week of January (now with corrected dates)...
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November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Got a ticket for Peter Capaldi in Edinburgh 😀
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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With Christmas approaching, i have a handful of copies available of my newest short story collections which would make an ideal gift for the readers in your life - or an ideal punishment for anybody you dislike who hates books. Signed or unsigned, the choice is yours - pop me a DM for details :)
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.

Squeeze
King Stingray
Cast
Paul Heaton
Badly Drawn Boy
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.

Pink Floyd
Steeleye Span
Fauré's Requiem
Boomtown Rats
Stranglers
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

Rush
Muse
Mika
Porter Robinson
British Seapower
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I see Peter Capaldi's doing a mini-tour next year. Hmmm, should I stay (home) or should I go (see him in Edinburgh)?
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Me reading your posts
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Its the last days of Movember. There's still time to enter my #discworld raffle. £5 per entry with prizes from Paul Kidby, @discworldemporium.bsky.social and bonus prizes from @rhi.bsky.social

Donate here & comment #Discworld to enter

Support my fundraiser: movember.com/m/glennclark...
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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You can keep your Poirots and your Marples, the greatest murder mystery moment on tv is when John Nettles discovers Selina Cadell has been popped into a tumble drier
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Here we go... Look out for the full video of me as my character, Cleaveskull, coming soon. Please repost this with wild abandon, and pre-order the book. Paperback pre-orders should be along before too long.
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.

Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.

DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon

Please share x
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November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Anyone enjoying the current re-runs of vintage Call My Bluff on BBC Four might like to check out the show's cameo appearance ten minutes into this barking mad NF Simpson parody. I remember watching this in 1973 and being flabbergasted.
Elementary My Dear Watson (1973)
YouTube video by TV Gold
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November 25, 2025 at 9:46 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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We're going up the brackets tomorrow at 8pm with music from The Wedding Present, Elliott Smith, The Soft Boys, Mo-Ho-Bish-O-Pi, The Supernaturals, Gorkys, The B-52s, Sponge, MCR and lots more (plus me inbetween.) noiseboxradio.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Good day! We're into the final year of our #Sixties run-down of NME number 1s... so we've split it into 2 episodes.

This week ELVIS'S BACK (again) and FLEETWOOD MAC. Let us know what you think about these songs. Classics or mere ephemera? Does 1969 look forward or back?

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The Big 60s Sort Out - NME Chart Ep 7 - Podcast Episode Links - Plink
Podcast Episodes smart links to listen, download, and subscribe to The Big Beatles and 60s Sort Out. Click to listen! The Big Beatles Sort Out Presents: The Big 60s Sort Out! Yes, for season 4 we have...
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November 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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For the Doctor on their day.

#DrWho #DoctorWho
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
🎶 If you want to, I'll change the situation. Right people, right time, just the wrong location. I've got a good idea, just you keep me near, I'll be so good for you. 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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happy doctor who day
"The man who makes the noise of the TARDIS" - John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
YouTube video by knifedog
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November 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Les Dennis writes in.
Genuinely curious to know how unusual it is to use ones toenail clippings as a toothpick? I know you'll all say it's disgusting, but I bet if you could comment anonymously we'd find that there are loads of us.
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Obsessed with this version.
youtu.be/iPRAI3YkdRk?...
Born This Way - The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain
YouTube video by UkuleleOrchestra
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November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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You like fish? You like sex? You like Christmas? Then allow me to be the first to wish you a…
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just saw some shitey Duck Duck Go AI advert. Pffft.
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Been enjoying some 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue' clips via YouTube. I do miss the Lyttleton, Cryer, Garden and Brooke-Taylor era. 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM