Hoarfrost Wraith
@meadowwraith.bsky.social
Faunus (Fawn) Fantastica.
He/She/They.
Married.
Vulture culture, exotics/pet specialist, love for the macabre and morbid, dark humor, and enjoy plants/trees and food/drink.
HH/HB watcher.
Aged 40.5FM.
🖤🩶🤍💜 🦌 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
He/She/They.
Married.
Vulture culture, exotics/pet specialist, love for the macabre and morbid, dark humor, and enjoy plants/trees and food/drink.
HH/HB watcher.
Aged 40.5FM.
🖤🩶🤍💜 🦌 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
Pinned
I made a wishlist of all the furblets I'm missing. I'm actually close to collecting them all. At least so far. More are due to be released in 2026.
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Today is the day I ask if we can afford a bubble skincare set and a trip to Hayden island to get it.
Them shits are $33 but my face is so dry I look diseased.
Them shits are $33 but my face is so dry I look diseased.
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Today is the day I ask if we can afford a bubble skincare set and a trip to Hayden island to get it.
Them shits are $33 but my face is so dry I look diseased.
Them shits are $33 but my face is so dry I look diseased.
No, but while I'm on the subject, I actually smoked camel cremas and camel twists that came in their fancy lil tins using a cigarette holder. At least until they banned them, anyway. But I also smoked djarum blacks.
Also enjoyed a nice cigar now and then and captain black if I'm using my pipe.
Also enjoyed a nice cigar now and then and captain black if I'm using my pipe.
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
No, but while I'm on the subject, I actually smoked camel cremas and camel twists that came in their fancy lil tins using a cigarette holder. At least until they banned them, anyway. But I also smoked djarum blacks.
Also enjoyed a nice cigar now and then and captain black if I'm using my pipe.
Also enjoyed a nice cigar now and then and captain black if I'm using my pipe.
HH shows Alastor smoking.
The fandom, writing Alastor smoking: "Mmm you have good taste (in cigarettes)"
SAID NO ONE WHO SMOKES CIGARETTES EVER.
Be me in 2001 smoking a Jack cig bummed from my ex who just got them at Sheetz. "Mmm you have good taste..."
The fandom, writing Alastor smoking: "Mmm you have good taste (in cigarettes)"
SAID NO ONE WHO SMOKES CIGARETTES EVER.
Be me in 2001 smoking a Jack cig bummed from my ex who just got them at Sheetz. "Mmm you have good taste..."
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
HH shows Alastor smoking.
The fandom, writing Alastor smoking: "Mmm you have good taste (in cigarettes)"
SAID NO ONE WHO SMOKES CIGARETTES EVER.
Be me in 2001 smoking a Jack cig bummed from my ex who just got them at Sheetz. "Mmm you have good taste..."
The fandom, writing Alastor smoking: "Mmm you have good taste (in cigarettes)"
SAID NO ONE WHO SMOKES CIGARETTES EVER.
Be me in 2001 smoking a Jack cig bummed from my ex who just got them at Sheetz. "Mmm you have good taste..."
I need more neopets friends on here ⁰^⁰
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I need more neopets friends on here ⁰^⁰
I almost fell asleep at the desk after ranting about early 1900s menswear.
Sam got me a sparkleberry lemonade. Its magic is working. I can tell.
Sam got me a sparkleberry lemonade. Its magic is working. I can tell.
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I almost fell asleep at the desk after ranting about early 1900s menswear.
Sam got me a sparkleberry lemonade. Its magic is working. I can tell.
Sam got me a sparkleberry lemonade. Its magic is working. I can tell.
Walking that line between intellectual eccentric and dirt fuckin stupid.
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Walking that line between intellectual eccentric and dirt fuckin stupid.
Just to keep everyone updated: not currently evicted bc we were able to use donations to partially pay off rent, the landlords 14 day eviction notice is non-binding bc it wasn't signed nor properly delivered, and this lawyer let us know if we can find a lawyer who will do a free consult 1/2
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Just to keep everyone updated: not currently evicted bc we were able to use donations to partially pay off rent, the landlords 14 day eviction notice is non-binding bc it wasn't signed nor properly delivered, and this lawyer let us know if we can find a lawyer who will do a free consult 1/2
Hope everyone had a nice Krampusnacht. There are still some wicked days ahead. 13 nights of Christmas, actually. Watch out for the Yule lads, Gryla, the Yule cat, and Frau Perchta!
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hope everyone had a nice Krampusnacht. There are still some wicked days ahead. 13 nights of Christmas, actually. Watch out for the Yule lads, Gryla, the Yule cat, and Frau Perchta!
Me: "Do you think anyone would pay $100 in neocash to see my butthole? I wanna do the stocking stufftacular!"
Sam: "What is wrong with you!"
Rizzo: "I'm sure someone would pay that much."
Me: "Find that person, Rizz! Momma needs neocash!"
Sam: "What is wrong with you!"
Rizzo: "I'm sure someone would pay that much."
Me: "Find that person, Rizz! Momma needs neocash!"
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Me: "Do you think anyone would pay $100 in neocash to see my butthole? I wanna do the stocking stufftacular!"
Sam: "What is wrong with you!"
Rizzo: "I'm sure someone would pay that much."
Me: "Find that person, Rizz! Momma needs neocash!"
Sam: "What is wrong with you!"
Rizzo: "I'm sure someone would pay that much."
Me: "Find that person, Rizz! Momma needs neocash!"
I made a wishlist of all the furblets I'm missing. I'm actually close to collecting them all. At least so far. More are due to be released in 2026.
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I made a wishlist of all the furblets I'm missing. I'm actually close to collecting them all. At least so far. More are due to be released in 2026.
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
So many furblets 😍
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 AM
So many furblets 😍
My dreams were stupid again.
It was just me with sleeve garters, fighting with them so they actually kept my sleeves up bc they were slacking. Literally.
It was just me with sleeve garters, fighting with them so they actually kept my sleeves up bc they were slacking. Literally.
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 AM
My dreams were stupid again.
It was just me with sleeve garters, fighting with them so they actually kept my sleeves up bc they were slacking. Literally.
It was just me with sleeve garters, fighting with them so they actually kept my sleeves up bc they were slacking. Literally.
We're all trying to be nice but you're beating a dead horse and this isn't Black Beauty.
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
We're all trying to be nice but you're beating a dead horse and this isn't Black Beauty.
And with that post about ICE raiding yet another school and community, add depression to that list. I want to see all members of ICE executed. No exceptions. There is literally no reason to take that job except that you are full stop fucking evil. They deserve cancer and worse.
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
And with that post about ICE raiding yet another school and community, add depression to that list. I want to see all members of ICE executed. No exceptions. There is literally no reason to take that job except that you are full stop fucking evil. They deserve cancer and worse.
My husband always finds new and exciting ways to spike my anxiety to the point I'm getting heart palpitations, nausea, and an owie tummy.
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
My husband always finds new and exciting ways to spike my anxiety to the point I'm getting heart palpitations, nausea, and an owie tummy.
I know you wished us all smooth pooping, today, but I regret to inform you that one of us have failed to catch that shooting star.
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I know you wished us all smooth pooping, today, but I regret to inform you that one of us have failed to catch that shooting star.
Reposted by Hoarfrost Wraith
Realized I’m only aware of one Krampus carol. Feel free to drop me some Krampus carols if you know any!
youtu.be/9JJE6YjXBaE
youtu.be/9JJE6YjXBaE
Krampusnacht - A Holiday Lyric Video by The Tomb of Nick Cage
YouTube video by TOMB OF NICK CAGE
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Realized I’m only aware of one Krampus carol. Feel free to drop me some Krampus carols if you know any!
youtu.be/9JJE6YjXBaE
youtu.be/9JJE6YjXBaE
Can we do this to Congress, POTUS, Senate, and the Supreme Court? Please Krampus? They've been rotten.
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Can we do this to Congress, POTUS, Senate, and the Supreme Court? Please Krampus? They've been rotten.
Reposted by Hoarfrost Wraith
Merry Krampusnacht #FrightClub
a painting of a devil with a long tongue standing over a fireplace
ALT: a painting of a devil with a long tongue standing over a fireplace
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Merry Krampusnacht #FrightClub
I'm in the top 3% of discord yappers.
And my squad is down to 2. Shocking that still, Rizzo and their Angel Dust pfp didn't come in to replace the person who isn't listed anymore. Guess which of the 3 it is! If you're a HH fan, it won't surprise you!
And my squad is down to 2. Shocking that still, Rizzo and their Angel Dust pfp didn't come in to replace the person who isn't listed anymore. Guess which of the 3 it is! If you're a HH fan, it won't surprise you!
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I'm in the top 3% of discord yappers.
And my squad is down to 2. Shocking that still, Rizzo and their Angel Dust pfp didn't come in to replace the person who isn't listed anymore. Guess which of the 3 it is! If you're a HH fan, it won't surprise you!
And my squad is down to 2. Shocking that still, Rizzo and their Angel Dust pfp didn't come in to replace the person who isn't listed anymore. Guess which of the 3 it is! If you're a HH fan, it won't surprise you!
Me, back in summer on discovery: "They have a furby pfp and they're sassy and funny. Imma add."
Me, now: "Look! More cool people!"
Me, now: "Look! More cool people!"
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Me, back in summer on discovery: "They have a furby pfp and they're sassy and funny. Imma add."
Me, now: "Look! More cool people!"
Me, now: "Look! More cool people!"
The like button is alright but we need a "fam, no" button.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The like button is alright but we need a "fam, no" button.
*joker voice* Ever scrub vomit out of a hall carpet in the pale moonlight?
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
*joker voice* Ever scrub vomit out of a hall carpet in the pale moonlight?
Being a hotelier sucks. There is a smell the laundry room imbues your own clothing with that never leaves your brain and you start to realize how many bodily fluids and solids the human body leaks and that there's nothing in a hotel room that doesn't fit inside a human asshole.
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Being a hotelier sucks. There is a smell the laundry room imbues your own clothing with that never leaves your brain and you start to realize how many bodily fluids and solids the human body leaks and that there's nothing in a hotel room that doesn't fit inside a human asshole.