“Have you ever taken a shit and smoked a cigarette at the same time?”
January 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
“Have you ever taken a shit and smoked a cigarette at the same time?”
This man at the bar has asked my age 4 times…
January 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This man at the bar has asked my age 4 times…
Third time I fucked up splitting the G tonight
January 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Third time I fucked up splitting the G tonight
Is this where we organize to ch*p B*ron Tr*mp’s head off?
January 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Is this where we organize to ch*p B*ron Tr*mp’s head off?
I want to go all in on Bluesky but idk what to do with my hands
January 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I want to go all in on Bluesky but idk what to do with my hands
If Megan thee Stallion is ever not my #1 top Spotify listen, it’s because I have stopped entertaining men who hurt my feelings.
December 4, 2024 at 3:32 PM
If Megan thee Stallion is ever not my #1 top Spotify listen, it’s because I have stopped entertaining men who hurt my feelings.
The Metro is a fucking shit tier venue.
December 4, 2024 at 2:51 AM
The Metro is a fucking shit tier venue.
Ugh. Fuck today.
December 2, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Ugh. Fuck today.
I really need this Bluesky thing to pop off so I can stop sharing my unhinged thoughts on Instagram for all my coworkers and family to see.
November 29, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I really need this Bluesky thing to pop off so I can stop sharing my unhinged thoughts on Instagram for all my coworkers and family to see.