Tom Wallach
@mdwallach.bsky.social
World’s largest pediatrician. Division Chief of Pediatric GI at SUNY downstate. Pain, EED, health equity, and intestinal barrier science. formerly of UCSF/Columbia. Ed board @jpgnreports . hater of ALS. only represent me. he/him
With alt text (sorry)
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
With alt text (sorry)
NY times editor: did you get the cuomo pics we asked for?
Photographer: yeah nice and sticky, gristly, menacing and evil like you wanted
NYT editor: …. Wait what?
Photographer: yeah nice and sticky, gristly, menacing and evil like you wanted
NYT editor: …. Wait what?
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
NY times editor: did you get the cuomo pics we asked for?
Photographer: yeah nice and sticky, gristly, menacing and evil like you wanted
NYT editor: …. Wait what?
Photographer: yeah nice and sticky, gristly, menacing and evil like you wanted
NYT editor: …. Wait what?
We did this man dirty. Sold out by his partner, his family threatened by the police, he still delivered 3k and a better city. Sure the presidential run was stupid but … Upgraded in my mind to “mid” from “sucks shit”
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
We did this man dirty. Sold out by his partner, his family threatened by the police, he still delivered 3k and a better city. Sure the presidential run was stupid but … Upgraded in my mind to “mid” from “sucks shit”
My new polycule is dope thanks @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
My new polycule is dope thanks @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Brooklyn votes early (for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social )
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Brooklyn votes early (for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social )
From a disposable income perspective this is the equivalent of my saying “thank you” to the server. Dudes made 100x the money in the time the spent to sign the bill than they spent. You suck @cnn.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
From a disposable income perspective this is the equivalent of my saying “thank you” to the server. Dudes made 100x the money in the time the spent to sign the bill than they spent. You suck @cnn.com
In many ways isn’t Bruce Wayne the costume
October 31, 2025 at 12:06 PM
In many ways isn’t Bruce Wayne the costume
Don’t ever say I never did nothing for you.
October 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Don’t ever say I never did nothing for you.
Ngl these two thinking platner is cool is possibly a worse indictment than the fucking Nazi tattoo.
October 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Ngl these two thinking platner is cool is possibly a worse indictment than the fucking Nazi tattoo.
Ok but like that’s the entire distance from you to the hospital I think it’s gonna be ok
October 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Ok but like that’s the entire distance from you to the hospital I think it’s gonna be ok
This is what you are all missing out on by not being my brother
October 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
This is what you are all missing out on by not being my brother
All this is gonna do is make it so UNOS won’t send organs to Texas. These dipshits need to understand they can’t just call reality woke so much it changes.
October 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
All this is gonna do is make it so UNOS won’t send organs to Texas. These dipshits need to understand they can’t just call reality woke so much it changes.
I'm bad at making memes because I'm old but this portland frog needs to be everywhere as the vanguard of the revolution.
October 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm bad at making memes because I'm old but this portland frog needs to be everywhere as the vanguard of the revolution.
Deeply committed to these folks meeting and forming a team.
October 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Deeply committed to these folks meeting and forming a team.
10/4 little buddy. Happy birthday! (Party)
October 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
10/4 little buddy. Happy birthday! (Party)
What a wild photoshop that headshot is
October 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
What a wild photoshop that headshot is
A long time ago I, a bass player, realized it was really hard to find a drummer. So, I set off on a project to create one. I’m proud to say today, on my son’s fifth birthday, we can start forming the band.
September 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
A long time ago I, a bass player, realized it was really hard to find a drummer. So, I set off on a project to create one. I’m proud to say today, on my son’s fifth birthday, we can start forming the band.
Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social could fix me
September 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social could fix me
All of my things are glitter now
September 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
All of my things are glitter now
Posted this to my instagram story and got a warning that similar posts have been reported. Eat shit meta.
September 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Posted this to my instagram story and got a warning that similar posts have been reported. Eat shit meta.
Inviting these folks back for all my conferences.
September 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Inviting these folks back for all my conferences.
Over under on how many times trump hit on kirks widow?
September 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Over under on how many times trump hit on kirks widow?
Abstract time baby! We start off with a powerhouse, Mahnoor Memon MS1 presents her work demonstrating h. Pylori infection is associated with increased risk of GI diseases like IBD, celiac, and EoE, although it’s unclear if it’s the infection or the treatment causing issues!
September 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Abstract time baby! We start off with a powerhouse, Mahnoor Memon MS1 presents her work demonstrating h. Pylori infection is associated with increased risk of GI diseases like IBD, celiac, and EoE, although it’s unclear if it’s the infection or the treatment causing issues!