David Neuzerling
md.neuzerl.ing
David Neuzerling
@md.neuzerl.ing
Data scientist and R engineer. Also Python and Julia. Accidental econometrician. I mostly post about R, sometimes Georgism/YIMBYism and Warhammer. Melbourne, Australia.
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Do you teach #rstats? Do your students complain about how lame and old-fashioned dplyr is? Don't worry: I have the solution for you: github.com/hadley/genzp....

genzplyr is dplyr, but bussin fr fr no cap.
GitHub - hadley/genzplyr: dplyr but make it bussin fr fr no cap
dplyr but make it bussin fr fr no cap. Contribute to hadley/genzplyr development by creating an account on GitHub.
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November 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My picks for Game of the Year

GotY: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Best Narrative: COE33
Best Score and Music: COE33
Best Role Playing Game: COE33
Best Art Direction: COE33
Best game that made me feel like I was a child again and playing Final Fantasy X for the first time: COE33
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I would have thought that the trick of having my LinkedIn name as “📊 David” to identify spammers would have stopped working after 5 years, but it’s still going strong.

“Hi 📊 David, I was reading your profile and you would be perfect for this role…”
October 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
‘Instead of “I’d be grateful for any help you can provide”, you could say “Any guidance you could share would be greatly appreciated” to sound even more collaborative and appreciative’

Wow, thanks Copilot. You’ve upped my email game. Cannot believe how uncollaborative I was being before /s
October 23, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Everyone is talking about AI and ignoring the biggest technological innovation of our time: the Bureau of Meteorology finally setting up SSL
October 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Any system that allows exchanging real money for stuff with an element of chance is morally equivalent to a casino.

Corollary: Pokémon cards, Roblox, Labubus, and even claw machines should all be 18+
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 11:07 AM
It is morally acceptable to deface or obscure any advertising material in public spaces
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Yesssss random forests.

Gradient boosting the is the stage where I mostly get the concept but my understanding isn’t 100% clear. But random forests are the most complicated models where I feel like I properly understand them top to the bottom.
I don't really have favorites (I contain multitudes), and until i saw @christophmolnar.bsky.social ask this funny question, I don't think I'd realized how enamored I am of SVMs. They're just so beautiful, especially radial SVM.

Also on my list of loves: KNN!

#databs #rstats
October 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’d already bought this new Warhammer 40K book but now it’s shot straight to the top of my reading list
October 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Today I’m going back to the true data science, the core aspect that defines data science, the very root of all things data science (trawling through xml files for data)
October 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Just saw a romcom novel described as “strangers-to-lovers” and I am genuinely confused as to what the alternative would be?
October 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Aw yeah that’s what charts were designed for
October 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Experimenting with a custom made static site generator. Super simple stuff: a build script that uses pandoc to convert markdown to HTML and then spatchcock it into a template file. Surprisingly successful so far
October 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
At this point I’ve just made peace with the fact that divs cannot be centred and I’m much happier for it. Blessed is the mind too small for CSS
October 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
LLMs have got me doubting my sanity. Y’all call spronions “spronions”, don’t you?
October 2, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The worst thing about notebooks isn’t that they’re an incentive to write horrendously unstructured code, but that they displace proper IDEs. Lots of data science tooling is built with a mindset of “data scientists only use Jupyter”.

Plz I just want directories and plain-text files
September 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I don’t want kids “pushing to main”. What are they pushing? It could be drugs.
September 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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No, Australia does not need new cities.

My new essay sets the record straight: we have a lot of cities, but we aren’t using them as well as we could be. To make our cities more successful, we have to open up a lot more land for commercial uses to enable agglomeration.
September 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Once again explaining to my overseas colleagues that we have public holidays for football and for celebrating animal abuse. One day they’re going to call me out on this
September 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Every programmer dreams about this day and it’s finally happening to me: one of my bullshit abstractions made a future change easier than it would have been otherwise
September 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Why is it that universities don’t want to offer their Master of Economics course online, but are willing to offer a degree in clinical ultrasound online? How does that work?
September 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Why do you think this NIMBY considers London, New York and Los Angeles to be good, but Hong Kong, Bangkok, and Mexico City are bad? What's the difference? What could be the distinguishing factors there? What a mystery!
September 10, 2025 at 7:45 AM
The neighbourhood kids have invented a game called “Wizards vs. Snipers”. The Wizards have summoned zombies, which is a rookie error because the Snipers are “casting headshot”
September 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I’m running trouble with Python’s philosophy of “there should be multiple ways to do it”.

I want a function to work with both pandas and polars columns, so I need to import both in my module even though users will only be importing one? That can’t possibly be right.
August 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Speculation: LLMs are useless at explaining enterprise software because the training data and search results are mostly marketing bullshit.

So if I say “tell me what $x does” I’ll get “$x leverages cutting-edge AI, empowering organisations to unlock transformational insights”
August 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM