Mike McPhaden
@mcphadenmike.bsky.social
TV Writer 🇨🇦 Ruby and the Well, JANN, Spun Out, Corner Gas: Animated, Magic School Bus Rides Again, How to be Indie, and a coupla wild Bruno & Boots movies. Repped by Meridian Artists.
If you see this happening in Canada it's because someone lost a button or found a cool bug, and I am really fucking proud of that.
July 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you see this happening in Canada it's because someone lost a button or found a cool bug, and I am really fucking proud of that.
What people forget about the 90's is that these things could just appear on random surfaces at any time without warning.
May 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What people forget about the 90's is that these things could just appear on random surfaces at any time without warning.
JFC, it really is a whole different universe over there.
April 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
JFC, it really is a whole different universe over there.
Zelenskyy must be a Zen master because I don’t understand how anyone could sit so close to that big orange face and not slap it.
February 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Zelenskyy must be a Zen master because I don’t understand how anyone could sit so close to that big orange face and not slap it.
Pathfinder players are becoming a subspecies of sea lion.
December 29, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Pathfinder players are becoming a subspecies of sea lion.
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The spirits:
The spirits:
December 25, 2024 at 3:03 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The spirits:
The spirits:
When I’m in line behind someone buying lottery tickets.
December 12, 2024 at 4:28 PM
When I’m in line behind someone buying lottery tickets.
When you give up and go with the name the clearance company suggested. #screenwriting
December 6, 2024 at 5:40 PM
When you give up and go with the name the clearance company suggested. #screenwriting
This Dragon magazine cover from 1985 is my Roman Empire.
December 1, 2024 at 11:45 PM
This Dragon magazine cover from 1985 is my Roman Empire.
I’m trying to dial in exactly how broad vs realistic my comedy pilot is, which basically comes down to asking myself, “Are signs funny in this world?”
November 29, 2024 at 2:23 AM
I’m trying to dial in exactly how broad vs realistic my comedy pilot is, which basically comes down to asking myself, “Are signs funny in this world?”
I just read this! Now I’m gonna read this! I don’t know what I’ll read after that!
November 29, 2024 at 12:08 AM
I just read this! Now I’m gonna read this! I don’t know what I’ll read after that!
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 28, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
If you accidentally call me Matt or Mark, just know that my forgiveness is instant and infinite.
November 23, 2024 at 9:30 PM
If you accidentally call me Matt or Mark, just know that my forgiveness is instant and infinite.
Siri, show me a photo from the ‘80s that’s aged especially well.
November 22, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Siri, show me a photo from the ‘80s that’s aged especially well.
Tell a sad story in nine words or less.
November 20, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Tell a sad story in nine words or less.
I read a brick. (It was fun.)
November 18, 2024 at 3:01 PM
I read a brick. (It was fun.)