okay, I was out amongst the reapers helping carry the last of the sheaves of wheat and I caught a chill. the good news is I don’t think it’s going to confine me to my bed indefinitely or anything

soooo I’ve got some news. During a ramble on the moor I glimpsed some ill portents and I think the highlands air is lowkey poisoning all against me

I really think it’s all gonna work out with him and that dark priest

I can’t say I got nothing out of spending an hour amongst Instagrammable Orbs, but we don’t have to keep drinking that garbage. Creative integrity is all around you, maybe even within you, idk it’d be chill to nurture that imo

I tell you very mordantly that the whole thing is staged at San Francisco’s Palace of Fine Arts, a publicly funded, no-cost space with a nice lagoon. It also has an escape room if you’re not blackpilled

Here’s the centerpiece exhibit at Emotionair, an immersive inflatable art experience by the Balloon Museum USA LLC (a division of Lux Entertainment S.p.A.). It’s half womb, half tomb, and all slop

Sloptimized experiences like adult ball pits and $20 milkshake grotesqueries run on infantilization, conflict avoidance, anti-social disengagement—and the same rails as the enshittified technologies with which they share venture investment

I found this one a really enjoyable and silly mashup that reminded me of Knives Out. Our girl still has it; she just can’t be bothered to summon it for the entire runtime

You can. And black tea once cooked down makes a fine substitute for wine

“daddy, these instructions are just a United Airlines flight manifest”

wow just heard about something more satisfying! the cool crisp taste of diet pepsi

happy birthday to one of da goated posters

ATM max daily withdrawal limit ass bribe

I’d be chill with weaving one though. Can’t get caught in your own web!

I’m not sure they understand how fucking frustrating it is for Computer to misunderstand you and do the wrong thing just one (1) time