If only you were a... lockpicking lawyer.

It appears as though the FIFA peace Prize is taking a momentary back seat to the DoorDash State of Local Commerce Report

up next we read the

Pepto Bismol GDP summary

Commodities Futures Report by Oral-B

Foreign Exchange Marketshare by ArmorAll

Change in Headline

…Like, I mourn the old, exclusive, unprofitable, enigmatic Internet, sure. But it’s worth remembering that a lot of that good stuff is STILL HERE, even as the corporate parasites that tried to replace it rot away before our eyes.

"This year, as every year, Epilepsy Compassion Day occurs on Cheap Strobe Lights On Sale Day"

Bones are a body fluid, if you accidentally come into contact with hydrofluoric acid.

Then explain this, smart guy.