Disappointing my ancestors on a molecular level
January 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Disappointing my ancestors on a molecular level
When I see someone call themselves an elder here
December 2, 2024 at 5:01 PM
When I see someone call themselves an elder here
Please enjoy this menu from a central Pennsylvania legend
November 25, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Please enjoy this menu from a central Pennsylvania legend
Observing arbitrary rules being made here by the same cornballs that had Twitter conspiracy theories
November 24, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Observing arbitrary rules being made here by the same cornballs that had Twitter conspiracy theories
my life is very fulfilling
November 18, 2024 at 5:15 PM
my life is very fulfilling
Just popping in to check on some recent Twitter departures
November 9, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Just popping in to check on some recent Twitter departures
I want a boyfriend who looks like this
November 1, 2023 at 8:52 PM
I want a boyfriend who looks like this
Aggressively Pennsylvanian
October 15, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Aggressively Pennsylvanian
Happy Goose Day from my tiny hometown. Hopefully Goldie haunts your dreams 😘
September 29, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Happy Goose Day from my tiny hometown. Hopefully Goldie haunts your dreams 😘
A message to anyone that besmirches any of my friends or the state of New Jersey
September 26, 2023 at 4:05 PM
A message to anyone that besmirches any of my friends or the state of New Jersey
Me when it's below 65 in the morning
September 18, 2023 at 3:13 PM
Me when it's below 65 in the morning
Leaning into becoming George more and more every day as I learn my new boss doesn't like me
September 1, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Leaning into becoming George more and more every day as I learn my new boss doesn't like me
Me to my sad thoughts when I warm up leftover mashed potatoes
August 22, 2023 at 12:18 PM
Me to my sad thoughts when I warm up leftover mashed potatoes
I didn't know his full government name until today I'm dying
August 18, 2023 at 4:17 PM
I didn't know his full government name until today I'm dying
can't stop thinking about how he's probably a lil chilly up here
August 2, 2023 at 9:53 PM
can't stop thinking about how he's probably a lil chilly up here
Can't stop thinking about the JFK bunny
July 27, 2023 at 8:26 PM
Can't stop thinking about the JFK bunny
Elon hates lil chatty cherubs
July 22, 2023 at 8:49 PM
Elon hates lil chatty cherubs
Trying to explain to my friends with blond husbands why I love hairy Italian and Greek men
July 16, 2023 at 5:20 PM
Trying to explain to my friends with blond husbands why I love hairy Italian and Greek men
Smh buying milk I know your ass has a cow at home Samuel
July 3, 2023 at 2:06 PM
Smh buying milk I know your ass has a cow at home Samuel
Me every time I see a notification from any of my 12 bfs
June 11, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Me every time I see a notification from any of my 12 bfs