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when we were 18 my friend and i went to our first strip club at like noon and there were only two dancers there and we befriended one with a super thick accent who made me guess where she was from and i said 'russia' and she said 'yis! the land of snow and bears how u know this'
August 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
when we were 18 my friend and i went to our first strip club at like noon and there were only two dancers there and we befriended one with a super thick accent who made me guess where she was from and i said 'russia' and she said 'yis! the land of snow and bears how u know this'
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Alternate Willy Wonka ending
March 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Alternate Willy Wonka ending
Kneecap is here now so I guess I'll stay
March 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Kneecap is here now so I guess I'll stay
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bro we’re gonna be the change we wish to see in the world later if you want to pull up
February 7, 2025 at 5:39 AM
bro we’re gonna be the change we wish to see in the world later if you want to pull up
Always amazed that of all my terrible attributes the thing people usually find most off-putting about me is that I'm a Notre Dame fan
January 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Always amazed that of all my terrible attributes the thing people usually find most off-putting about me is that I'm a Notre Dame fan
Disappointing my ancestors on a molecular level
January 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Disappointing my ancestors on a molecular level
Accidentally got day drunk if anyone wants to send me money to see my ass now is the time
January 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Accidentally got day drunk if anyone wants to send me money to see my ass now is the time
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I bought napkins that say 2025. They don’t say happy. They simply state a fact. We are neutrally entering the new year.
December 31, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I bought napkins that say 2025. They don’t say happy. They simply state a fact. We are neutrally entering the new year.
I just think I'd make a really good Mrs. Claus and quite frankly am hurt I've never been asked to marry Santa. He's eternal but Mrs. Claus isn't I assume. I've been riding the bench for too long Kringle. Put me in coach.
December 14, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I just think I'd make a really good Mrs. Claus and quite frankly am hurt I've never been asked to marry Santa. He's eternal but Mrs. Claus isn't I assume. I've been riding the bench for too long Kringle. Put me in coach.
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Sometimes you just have to take a chip clip from a low priority bag and put it on a high priority bag, it’s not personal or anything
December 14, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Sometimes you just have to take a chip clip from a low priority bag and put it on a high priority bag, it’s not personal or anything
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me to man that saved my life: your quick thinking saved our lives
skydive instructor: again, everything that happened was supposed to happen
skydive instructor: again, everything that happened was supposed to happen
December 10, 2024 at 1:17 AM
me to man that saved my life: your quick thinking saved our lives
skydive instructor: again, everything that happened was supposed to happen
skydive instructor: again, everything that happened was supposed to happen
Need more from Irish Twitter here to make this house a home
December 8, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Need more from Irish Twitter here to make this house a home
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[pretending to talk in my sleep so I can say things to my wife without getting in trouble] new blue shirt too blue
December 1, 2024 at 6:56 PM
[pretending to talk in my sleep so I can say things to my wife without getting in trouble] new blue shirt too blue
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[getting up to speak at a funeral even though I didn’t know the person that well but I want to show off my new shirt] sometimes your mail man is more than just a mail man
December 1, 2024 at 8:24 PM
[getting up to speak at a funeral even though I didn’t know the person that well but I want to show off my new shirt] sometimes your mail man is more than just a mail man
When I see someone call themselves an elder here
December 2, 2024 at 5:01 PM
When I see someone call themselves an elder here
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Comedian: Thanks everyone you've been great. Remember, under no circumstances should you tip your waitress.
Cow waitress: [mouths] thank you
Cow waitress: [mouths] thank you
January 17, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Comedian: Thanks everyone you've been great. Remember, under no circumstances should you tip your waitress.
Cow waitress: [mouths] thank you
Cow waitress: [mouths] thank you
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date: I think we’ve actually met before
Picasso: sorry I’m not good with faces
Picasso: sorry I’m not good with faces
November 25, 2024 at 8:39 PM
date: I think we’ve actually met before
Picasso: sorry I’m not good with faces
Picasso: sorry I’m not good with faces
Please enjoy this menu from a central Pennsylvania legend
November 25, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Please enjoy this menu from a central Pennsylvania legend
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them: you better not be a cunty vaudevillian tomato when i get there
me:
me:
August 24, 2023 at 5:03 PM
them: you better not be a cunty vaudevillian tomato when i get there
me:
me:
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[giving medical advice] try to not have medical issues
November 24, 2024 at 7:20 PM
[giving medical advice] try to not have medical issues
Observing arbitrary rules being made here by the same cornballs that had Twitter conspiracy theories
November 24, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Observing arbitrary rules being made here by the same cornballs that had Twitter conspiracy theories
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watching some john wick educational videos so i can survive the trip to costco
November 23, 2024 at 3:41 PM
watching some john wick educational videos so i can survive the trip to costco
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guy who is about to invent sleeping in: i’m going to sleep in tomorrow
guy who is about to invent the leaf blower: oh really
guy who is about to invent the leaf blower: oh really
November 23, 2024 at 2:55 PM
guy who is about to invent sleeping in: i’m going to sleep in tomorrow
guy who is about to invent the leaf blower: oh really
guy who is about to invent the leaf blower: oh really
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centipede: *walking by*
Ariel: whoa what’d you trade
Ariel: whoa what’d you trade
November 22, 2024 at 11:37 PM
centipede: *walking by*
Ariel: whoa what’d you trade
Ariel: whoa what’d you trade