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Doubting Thomas refused to believe Jesus rose from the dead until he felt the wound itself. He was up in that pussy. He fingered that thing.
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Doubting Thomas refused to believe Jesus rose from the dead until he felt the wound itself. He was up in that pussy. He fingered that thing.
The wound inflicted into Jesus’s side was often depicted as a pussy or birth canal, as with his death he gave birth to the church.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The wound inflicted into Jesus’s side was often depicted as a pussy or birth canal, as with his death he gave birth to the church.
my review is read the fifth wound or else
October 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
my review is read the fifth wound or else
hey God stopped in today and said he’s really enjoying the Absolute Martian Manhunter run. He wants us to put it in the Bible. it’s causing a minor crisis.
September 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
hey God stopped in today and said he’s really enjoying the Absolute Martian Manhunter run. He wants us to put it in the Bible. it’s causing a minor crisis.
Curtis Sliwa is a RINO. Not because he’s a democrat. He’s on some other shit. And scientists DO NOT know the ramifications of it yet.
August 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Curtis Sliwa is a RINO. Not because he’s a democrat. He’s on some other shit. And scientists DO NOT know the ramifications of it yet.
all time classic
August 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
all time classic
t4t straight couple
August 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
t4t straight couple
homestuck animated series from the hazbin hotel studio
August 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
homestuck animated series from the hazbin hotel studio
i was on the cutting edge of this trend.
August 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i was on the cutting edge of this trend.
and 5 years hrt for me c:
June 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
and 5 years hrt for me c:
Dorley Hall is not only ethical but morally good and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.
May 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Dorley Hall is not only ethical but morally good and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.
You will be loved by god. theyll let you finger the wussy. my child.
April 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
You will be loved by god. theyll let you finger the wussy. my child.
This is why we need catholicism for trans women. basically dorley hall. but with the wound pussy of christ.
April 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This is why we need catholicism for trans women. basically dorley hall. but with the wound pussy of christ.
wrong it’s about jesus’ wound pussy
April 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
wrong it’s about jesus’ wound pussy
Jesus was a lovely trans woman who even gave birth!
April 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Jesus was a lovely trans woman who even gave birth!
anyway if you’re good they let you fist it
April 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
anyway if you’re good they let you fist it
God actually approves of this, it’s following the path of his beautiful daughter: Jesus Christ
April 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
God actually approves of this, it’s following the path of his beautiful daughter: Jesus Christ