Making my quarterly appearance. Hey.
May 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Making my quarterly appearance. Hey.
I can’t say much because my team didn’t make the playoffs. But at the end of the day, i don’t have to cheer for Harrison Butker.
January 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I can’t say much because my team didn’t make the playoffs. But at the end of the day, i don’t have to cheer for Harrison Butker.
Big shout out to the Amazon driver who didn’t let an ambulance and firetruck get in his way of delivering the package to the house the ambulance was at. Top notch professionalism.
January 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Big shout out to the Amazon driver who didn’t let an ambulance and firetruck get in his way of delivering the package to the house the ambulance was at. Top notch professionalism.
Honestly didn’t expect Ice Cube to come out with a banger for the next 4 years.
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
January 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Honestly didn’t expect Ice Cube to come out with a banger for the next 4 years.
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
I blame alka seltzer for my foot fetish
January 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I blame alka seltzer for my foot fetish
I am 42 years old and last night i had a wet dream about the mom from The Brady Bunch.
I don’t know where to go from here.
I don’t know where to go from here.
December 11, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I am 42 years old and last night i had a wet dream about the mom from The Brady Bunch.
I don’t know where to go from here.
I don’t know where to go from here.
We have cheese in a can. Surely we can get peanut butter in a can.
December 8, 2024 at 5:39 PM
We have cheese in a can. Surely we can get peanut butter in a can.
This CEO gun man has united our country more than any politician ever has.
December 8, 2024 at 6:12 AM
This CEO gun man has united our country more than any politician ever has.
The urge to text or teams “MUUUSTAAAARD” when I’ve been left on read too long.
December 3, 2024 at 6:27 PM
The urge to text or teams “MUUUSTAAAARD” when I’ve been left on read too long.
For gods sake it’s ok to pee in the shower.
November 25, 2024 at 11:49 PM
For gods sake it’s ok to pee in the shower.
lol. I have to give yall a glimpse into the chaos of my life the last two months.
1.Water line bust. Floods a room to my house.
2. Water heater goes out
3. Sewer line backs up
4. Put a pet down
5. Orange man
6. Wife no contacts her family
7. Tears out ceiling on flooded room
8. Totals car.
1.Water line bust. Floods a room to my house.
2. Water heater goes out
3. Sewer line backs up
4. Put a pet down
5. Orange man
6. Wife no contacts her family
7. Tears out ceiling on flooded room
8. Totals car.
November 25, 2024 at 9:09 PM
lol. I have to give yall a glimpse into the chaos of my life the last two months.
1.Water line bust. Floods a room to my house.
2. Water heater goes out
3. Sewer line backs up
4. Put a pet down
5. Orange man
6. Wife no contacts her family
7. Tears out ceiling on flooded room
8. Totals car.
1.Water line bust. Floods a room to my house.
2. Water heater goes out
3. Sewer line backs up
4. Put a pet down
5. Orange man
6. Wife no contacts her family
7. Tears out ceiling on flooded room
8. Totals car.
Tonight on 80’s cinematic masterpieces…Missing in Action 2
November 24, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Tonight on 80’s cinematic masterpieces…Missing in Action 2
And everyone had a switchblade. I imagine it was dual purpose for the cocaine.
November 23, 2024 at 3:29 AM
And everyone had a switchblade. I imagine it was dual purpose for the cocaine.
It must have been wild walking around in the 80’s. You have like a 94% chance of running into someone who knows karate all hopped up on the cocaine.
November 23, 2024 at 3:04 AM
It must have been wild walking around in the 80’s. You have like a 94% chance of running into someone who knows karate all hopped up on the cocaine.
Man. In 1984 you could buy a Kevlar speedboat with machine guns attached for only 15k. Freaking steal.
And they throw in a shark face paint job. They just don’t make em like they used to.
And they throw in a shark face paint job. They just don’t make em like they used to.
November 23, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Man. In 1984 you could buy a Kevlar speedboat with machine guns attached for only 15k. Freaking steal.
And they throw in a shark face paint job. They just don’t make em like they used to.
And they throw in a shark face paint job. They just don’t make em like they used to.
The worst part about watching 80’s movies is knowing the boobs I’m seeing are probably 70+ years old now.
November 23, 2024 at 2:54 AM
The worst part about watching 80’s movies is knowing the boobs I’m seeing are probably 70+ years old now.
Of all the fictional houses, the Grinch probably has the dopest one.
November 19, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Of all the fictional houses, the Grinch probably has the dopest one.
Boo. Tomato. Tomato. Boo
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Boo. Tomato. Tomato. Boo
I hope Phil Collins sues this bastard
November 16, 2024 at 5:00 AM
I hope Phil Collins sues this bastard
Did Netflix learn nothing from Love is Blind?
November 16, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Did Netflix learn nothing from Love is Blind?
Since this is a safe space, when do we start spreading the rumors (like kids using litter boxes at school)
That’s kids are being forced to make blood oaths to the flag?
Thats just an example. We can get as creative as we want. Facebookers and Boomers will believe anything
That’s kids are being forced to make blood oaths to the flag?
Thats just an example. We can get as creative as we want. Facebookers and Boomers will believe anything
November 15, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Since this is a safe space, when do we start spreading the rumors (like kids using litter boxes at school)
That’s kids are being forced to make blood oaths to the flag?
Thats just an example. We can get as creative as we want. Facebookers and Boomers will believe anything
That’s kids are being forced to make blood oaths to the flag?
Thats just an example. We can get as creative as we want. Facebookers and Boomers will believe anything
I don’t understand how people leave teams messages unanswered.
Maybe it’s my paranoia of never letting that dot turn yellow. But god damn. Answer me.
Maybe it’s my paranoia of never letting that dot turn yellow. But god damn. Answer me.
November 15, 2024 at 8:03 PM
I don’t understand how people leave teams messages unanswered.
Maybe it’s my paranoia of never letting that dot turn yellow. But god damn. Answer me.
Maybe it’s my paranoia of never letting that dot turn yellow. But god damn. Answer me.
Got little work done tonight.
November 15, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Got little work done tonight.
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Different app
same Rosco
same Rosco
November 13, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Different app
same Rosco
same Rosco