The Substance (2024) is a beautifully shot film that proves anything can be ugly in the right lighting. Watch Demi Moore prove that your peers will never forgive you for taking on a couple of bad projects in your youth.

Blink Twice (2024) - One woman learns the cost of having your cake and eating it too in this vacation romp. The star studded cast does not disappoint - Geena Davis coming out of retirement to play a lotus eater.

Star Wars: Rogue One (2016). A young girl is thrust into a life of crime after a the Empire requires all of its employees to come to work I'm person. See Director Krennic navigate some sticky Human Resources situations as he tries to hold Galen Urso to the minimum performance standards.

My absolute favorite cartoon series is Archer. The dialogue is funny and the characters are all over the top. Currently searching for a set of quotes where they seamlessly interweave star wars and bible stories.

The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (2023) Coriolanus Snow learns to live, laugh, and love his best friend after a mysterious woman breaks his heart.

The Creator (2023) a future scientist demonstrates the problem of noise in training data while simultaneously demonstrating unfitness as a parent.

Legally Blonde (2001) David Kidney finally gets to sow some while oats with his massive purple headed yogurt slinger thanks to a masterful gambit by Elle Woods. A Masters in Russian Literature won't help him understand the tongues these ladies speak in when he ruts with them.

Shakespear in Love (1998) modern actors show an absolute disregard for the playwright while writing him into a cute romantic comedy, and some of them mysteriously work again afterwards.

Outbreak (1995) Col Sam Daniel's and his ex-wife Robby Keough rekindle their relationship doing what they love best, providing low quality palliative care and slamming telephones.

Hitch (2005) Vance Munson's joyless existence gets turned upside down by a whirlwind encounter with Sarah Melas and some blunt force trauma to the testes awakening something new inside him he'd never known.

Beetlejuice (1988) Barbara and Adam Maitland learn to navigate the challenges of parenting a teenager from the afterlife while two sinister unholy monsters from New York plot to destroy their sleepy New England Town.

Miss Congeniality (2000): a lonely male FBI agent discovers how good his colleagues look in dresses, and does some self searching before discovering that April 25th is the perfect date (not too hot, not too cold, and all you need is a light jacket).

Practical Magic (1998) two sisters realize they are not that good at magic but are kind of good at poisoning.

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Butternut squash soup is a fall staple. Everyone should have it. It's even better from scratch.

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