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579th-Greatest Rapper (the World's)

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(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A Slavic country in Europe presented itself as a temptingly vulnerable target, setting off a chain of events that would help to upend the political career of a promising German Chancellor.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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very happy to announced tour dates with @clppng.bsky.social all on sale now

mikeeaglestinks.tumblr.com/post/8966612...
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Damnit!! This show is a delight.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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The feminine urge to run feral into the wilderness and worship Dionysus against the wishes of the ruling classes.
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Not jazzed about whatever order-of-magnitude more notable atrocity Trump is going to decide to commit to push these emails out of the headlines
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Tiny, spent shrapnel shines among the autumn leaves. Reminder that while the recent surge has ended, the War On Child Teeth rages on.
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
When I was a kid there were a bunch of ads for being Mormon on the afternoon teevee. This one had the song that we'd sing to each other mockingly on the schoolyard. But it is still stuck in my head. Little bit of a banger, got to admit.

youtu.be/LNaHUxi6H-U?...
*Who Broke My Window?* LDS Commercial
YouTube video by crakkerjakk
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November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Napkin scribbles titled "dead Bond fixes?"

-shower dream
-was a robot
-wasn't a robot but is now
-clone
-clone/robot hybrid
-replace w twin son or twin nephew
-death was a flash forward?
-just turns out he survived that explosion through an unlikely circumstance of some kind
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
In the post-psychotic-asshole era, the temptation will be to recall all of these and melt them down. But that would just make them ultravaluable on the collector market. Instead the Treasury should declare that regardless of the markings, they are now worth five cents.
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Gavin Newsom's closet is so full of skeletons it's like a goddamn ray harryhousen retrospective in there, will someone please crank up the floodlights, it'd be so tedious watching his scandals dribble out during a primary, just nip this thing in the bud
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Loving pluribus so far. But are they gonna incorporate a second Rick & Morty episode, or is the whole season just the one

And when will @pattonoswalt.bsky.social show up
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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my extremely dumb vanity metric here is: can this project get up to 436 followers on its Kickstarter prelaunch page??
New pinned post! The Wondermark-themed card game I've been working on all year long, Bolted!, is coming to life on Kickstarter NOV 12.

If you missed the first pre-order round this spring, now's your first, best, only and last chance to reserve a copy!
Coming soon: Bolted! A Frankenstein-Style Game of Creative Necromancy
A 2–4 player, puzzly card game about "making friends"—out of body parts! From the creator of the comic strip Wondermark.
www.kickstarter.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
In the kitchen there is a shopping list with a single word on it. That word is....?
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Nerdcore superstar @megaran.com had earned a Grammy nom for his second kids record, Buddy's Magic Treehouse! BIG CONGRATS!!
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

www.mta.info/article/f-m-...
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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a man was just found not guilty by jury lollification
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
In every Predator movie it's like OH NO the most invincible APEX ALIEN has come to HUNT THE SHIT OUT OF US but then it invariably gets its ass whooped by the most ragtag humans imaginable. Very embarrassing for the Predators. I am the first person to ever notice this
November 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Before little free libraries I would just stand in the road and read the same billboard over and over again
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Gonna rewatch @ghostpanther.bsky.social's Dick Cheney movie, VICE. I remember in the first half feeling kind of annoyed that it was gently humanizing him, then realizing that it needed to do that, so as to really land his heel turn into one of history's shittiest villains.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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@themountaingoats.bsky.social playing a benefit for Jamaica this Thursday, w Superchunk. Double Wurster.
motorcomusic.com/event/storm-...
STORM RELIEF FOR JAMAICA – Motorco Music Hall
motorcomusic.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Concise, thorough, toothy. Just what old Dick deserves today.
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM