Heavy frost in Aberdeen at 10:30pm last Thursday.
Optimistically still have the washing line out.

There must be a lot of shitey arses oot there.

Apart from the pair I’d have on I’d take 4 pairs. Is at wrang?

Canna beat a good howk o a yochy doke.

Should’ve been yesterday because last night we were offal.
Thank you and good night.

The UK Football Policing Unit have issued a pretty damning statement about the Starmer government’s sudden efforts to insert itself into policing football matches

“Foot stomping juveniles” as Shelagh Fogerty would say.