Happy birthday! Wishing you to never make a decision about your dick again. 😈

30 minutes on your knees will make you appreciate being permitted to lie down.

Restart and aim for at least 12.

It's time to get the pitchforks and guillotines out. It will enter the history books as the Hot Chocolate Revolution.

I hope you'll fly home without the key. 😈

Get it and stop having human thoughts about bank accounts!

I know. So mean! I'll throw a stick for you.

If puppies were meant to handle finances, money would have bones and toys printed on it.

You shouldn't even think about another reset before you have made a donation to cute puppies or another good cause.

Remember? You haven't even paid for the last time yet.

Not comfortable for you in there, but everyone outside feels very comfortable knowing that you're kept in a safe place.

How about those over 6.5? Unlocking big dicks is like unwrapping a huge present.

I think you would have to make a selection who would get sucked and who would be chaste all their life.

I did some math. With about 64m brits, 50% having a penis, 80% 18+, you working 16 hours per day and taking only 1 min per cock (incl. finding the right key, unlocking and locking), it would take you more than 70 years to go through all of them. Some will have died before it's their turn.

And what would you suck on then?

Chastity cages for all brits doesn't sound that bad - despite coming out of his mouth. He should be first.

YES! You've already completed more than 10%!

I hope it will go up to 1000.

3 - maybe at Folsom 2062