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A lost, consumerist lamb hunting eternal for the best deals on every hope, dream, and emotion once naively thought to be priceless.
Chances are yes! The last few years of increased “zero” branded drinks are due to the use of a newer 0-calorie sweetener known as Acesulfame Potassium (or Ace-K). It’s much easier to get it to taste like different things the way sugar does, hence the millions of new “zero” flavors.
May 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Chances are yes! The last few years of increased “zero” branded drinks are due to the use of a newer 0-calorie sweetener known as Acesulfame Potassium (or Ace-K). It’s much easier to get it to taste like different things the way sugar does, hence the millions of new “zero” flavors.
No no, see that was an evil deity possessing another Goku from a different timeline. To help differentiate which Goku was evil, they referred to the evil one as “Black.”
Easy mistake to make.
Easy mistake to make.
May 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
No no, see that was an evil deity possessing another Goku from a different timeline. To help differentiate which Goku was evil, they referred to the evil one as “Black.”
Easy mistake to make.
Easy mistake to make.
Every bystander in the game is not only a sadistic killer, but actively enjoys eating your local cuisine with ill suited and foreign toppings/condiments. This is why it is always morally justified to treat them with any level of nonchalant cruelty.
April 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Every bystander in the game is not only a sadistic killer, but actively enjoys eating your local cuisine with ill suited and foreign toppings/condiments. This is why it is always morally justified to treat them with any level of nonchalant cruelty.
Artificial Intelligence Teacher’s Assistant?
April 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Artificial Intelligence Teacher’s Assistant?
When you say you’re “done forever” and then inevitably fail to be done forever, it’s an excuse to give up entirely. “I guess I just can’t do it” / “I really do need it” etc etc
Instead, when the goal is to just put it off there is never a true failure state. Just growing states of success.
Instead, when the goal is to just put it off there is never a true failure state. Just growing states of success.
March 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
When you say you’re “done forever” and then inevitably fail to be done forever, it’s an excuse to give up entirely. “I guess I just can’t do it” / “I really do need it” etc etc
Instead, when the goal is to just put it off there is never a true failure state. Just growing states of success.
Instead, when the goal is to just put it off there is never a true failure state. Just growing states of success.
What helped me get through it was reframing it from “I’m done forever” to “I’m going to put it off as long as I can.”
At first it took two days before I felt so miserable I could barely focus on anything. So I smoked, and then made it 3 days. Then another 3 days. Then 4. And now I haven’t since.
At first it took two days before I felt so miserable I could barely focus on anything. So I smoked, and then made it 3 days. Then another 3 days. Then 4. And now I haven’t since.
March 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What helped me get through it was reframing it from “I’m done forever” to “I’m going to put it off as long as I can.”
At first it took two days before I felt so miserable I could barely focus on anything. So I smoked, and then made it 3 days. Then another 3 days. Then 4. And now I haven’t since.
At first it took two days before I felt so miserable I could barely focus on anything. So I smoked, and then made it 3 days. Then another 3 days. Then 4. And now I haven’t since.
Total Eclipse of the Heart 🥰
March 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Total Eclipse of the Heart 🥰
You gotta disguise the limit, you’re own piece of mind matters most. Don’t make other people your escape goat. Irregardless, its a mute point and our lives are a working progress. I could care less.
February 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You gotta disguise the limit, you’re own piece of mind matters most. Don’t make other people your escape goat. Irregardless, its a mute point and our lives are a working progress. I could care less.
Alot of people take things for granite. For all intensive purposes its a real doggy dog world out their. Once and a while someone will come along, sometimes its a blessing in the skies but normally these people are a diamond dozen. Don’t spend to much time with the Lois common denominator.
February 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Alot of people take things for granite. For all intensive purposes its a real doggy dog world out their. Once and a while someone will come along, sometimes its a blessing in the skies but normally these people are a diamond dozen. Don’t spend to much time with the Lois common denominator.
Every single squirt inspired only by her 🥰
February 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Every single squirt inspired only by her 🥰
We discuss your day, its stresses, surprises, and joys. You ask me about my day and I shrug, giving a sound not quite formed into a word. Just like we did yesterday. Just like we will tomorrow.
All is right in the world.
All is right in the world.
February 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
We discuss your day, its stresses, surprises, and joys. You ask me about my day and I shrug, giving a sound not quite formed into a word. Just like we did yesterday. Just like we will tomorrow.
All is right in the world.
All is right in the world.
Now THAT’S “Cosmically Funny!” 😂😂
January 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Now THAT’S “Cosmically Funny!” 😂😂
True. Once saw a girl handcuffed to the radiator and she couldn’t stop talking about how hot it was.
January 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
True. Once saw a girl handcuffed to the radiator and she couldn’t stop talking about how hot it was.
Probably an excellent strategy until the unlikely day when a bee lands in their freshly brushed hair and all their trust comes crumbling to the ground in single tear-soaked moment of unparalleled fear and betrayal.
December 31, 2024 at 7:09 AM
Probably an excellent strategy until the unlikely day when a bee lands in their freshly brushed hair and all their trust comes crumbling to the ground in single tear-soaked moment of unparalleled fear and betrayal.
So real! I would never sell my shit. Based on current manure pricing profit margins would be non-existent after distribution costs.
December 19, 2024 at 6:41 PM
So real! I would never sell my shit. Based on current manure pricing profit margins would be non-existent after distribution costs.
REPLY 11: “”Add-on”” to the original joke that was explicitly covered in the joke itself.
December 19, 2024 at 5:00 AM
REPLY 11: “”Add-on”” to the original joke that was explicitly covered in the joke itself.
Smart. Makes it SO much easier to nap during the day. No more “it’s 5pm! You’ll ruin your sleep schedule!”
Can’t have a schedule if there’s no time.
Can’t have a schedule if there’s no time.
December 12, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Smart. Makes it SO much easier to nap during the day. No more “it’s 5pm! You’ll ruin your sleep schedule!”
Can’t have a schedule if there’s no time.
Can’t have a schedule if there’s no time.
Seems like a perfect time to listen to some Not Just Bikes videos. Maybe this one on induced demand to match the vibe? youtu.be/CHZwOAIect4?...
More Lanes are (Still) a Bad Thing
YouTube video by Not Just Bikes
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December 12, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Seems like a perfect time to listen to some Not Just Bikes videos. Maybe this one on induced demand to match the vibe? youtu.be/CHZwOAIect4?...