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A lost, consumerist lamb hunting eternal for the best deals on every hope, dream, and emotion once naively thought to be priceless.
Smart. Makes it SO much easier to nap during the day. No more “it’s 5pm! You’ll ruin your sleep schedule!”

Can’t have a schedule if there’s no time.
December 12, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Twitter’s character limit was originally implemented out of consideration for how much paper smaller avians can carry. The fact that we still use it is just a holdover from the physical delivery days.
December 11, 2024 at 4:22 PM
My friend gifted me this fuzzy egg? I was gonna bring it to the vet but now its stuck to the floor?? Also now there’s like this distant heart beat, a pulse that echoes through the walls. I tapped at one and it knocked loose a bit of plaster and blood spilled from it like a fresh wound???
November 26, 2024 at 4:51 PM