andrea (she/her)
@mayhem.bsky.social
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I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
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I read this and immediately thought “well that would actually be awesome because then Marty can go back to the 90s where he probably had a really awesome time as a teenager” and then I was like oh wait his PARENTS would have been teenagers in the 90s and then I just sat here for like 45 minutes
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I read this and immediately thought “well that would actually be awesome because then Marty can go back to the 90s where he probably had a really awesome time as a teenager” and then I was like oh wait his PARENTS would have been teenagers in the 90s and then I just sat here for like 45 minutes
Just once I want someone to fear my coochacabra.
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just once I want someone to fear my coochacabra.
Business idea: open a adults only mini golf place called Putt Stuff.
We run specials on birthdays and anniversaries.
We run specials on birthdays and anniversaries.
October 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Business idea: open a adults only mini golf place called Putt Stuff.
We run specials on birthdays and anniversaries.
We run specials on birthdays and anniversaries.
Husband: “its so cold in this house.”
Me: “yeah. Can you turn the fan on?”
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social : (affectionately) “fuck off” *turns on fan*
Me: “yeah. Can you turn the fan on?”
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social : (affectionately) “fuck off” *turns on fan*
October 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Husband: “its so cold in this house.”
Me: “yeah. Can you turn the fan on?”
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social : (affectionately) “fuck off” *turns on fan*
Me: “yeah. Can you turn the fan on?”
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social : (affectionately) “fuck off” *turns on fan*
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I’ve actually got three tickets to paradise, so I’m preparing myself mentally for a lot of awkward small talk on the ride up
September 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I’ve actually got three tickets to paradise, so I’m preparing myself mentally for a lot of awkward small talk on the ride up
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All I want is a giant bathtub with bubbles and an endless glass of wine.
And maybe curling up in front of a fire after.
Just…a break with small joys and plenty of quiet.
And maybe curling up in front of a fire after.
Just…a break with small joys and plenty of quiet.
July 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
All I want is a giant bathtub with bubbles and an endless glass of wine.
And maybe curling up in front of a fire after.
Just…a break with small joys and plenty of quiet.
And maybe curling up in front of a fire after.
Just…a break with small joys and plenty of quiet.
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ME: shoo! shoo! go on!
MONDAY: *confused hissing*
MONDAY: *confused hissing*
June 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
ME: shoo! shoo! go on!
MONDAY: *confused hissing*
MONDAY: *confused hissing*
Me, watching tiktoks, headphones in.
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social, serious face: “can I say something?”
Sure.
“I don’t like similes.”
My brain then spent the next minute lagging like dialup when mom picks up the phone.
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social, serious face: “can I say something?”
Sure.
“I don’t like similes.”
My brain then spent the next minute lagging like dialup when mom picks up the phone.
May 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Me, watching tiktoks, headphones in.
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social, serious face: “can I say something?”
Sure.
“I don’t like similes.”
My brain then spent the next minute lagging like dialup when mom picks up the phone.
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social, serious face: “can I say something?”
Sure.
“I don’t like similes.”
My brain then spent the next minute lagging like dialup when mom picks up the phone.
I just realized that Sara j Maas is the millennial Danielle Steele
May 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I just realized that Sara j Maas is the millennial Danielle Steele
I’m going to need @electrolemon.bsky.social and Jordan from @sporked.com to Statler & Waldorf all future episodes of @gamechangershow.bsky.social
April 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’m going to need @electrolemon.bsky.social and Jordan from @sporked.com to Statler & Waldorf all future episodes of @gamechangershow.bsky.social
Hold me closer tiny Fanta!
March 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Hold me closer tiny Fanta!
Stormy night is a perfect time to introduce Dash to a classic
March 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Stormy night is a perfect time to introduce Dash to a classic
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation.
Cherries, motherfucker
Cherries, motherfucker
March 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation.
Cherries, motherfucker
Cherries, motherfucker
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social “do we need to bring the list?”
Me: I don’t need a list, Aldi tells me what I need.
Me: I don’t need a list, Aldi tells me what I need.
March 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social “do we need to bring the list?”
Me: I don’t need a list, Aldi tells me what I need.
Me: I don’t need a list, Aldi tells me what I need.
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I’m not necessarily saying humans are too dumb to be worthy of our spot at the top of the food chain but I will say that if there were 100 gorillas and one gorilla took 55% of all the bananas the other gorillas would beat that gorilla to death with their bare hands.
February 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m not necessarily saying humans are too dumb to be worthy of our spot at the top of the food chain but I will say that if there were 100 gorillas and one gorilla took 55% of all the bananas the other gorillas would beat that gorilla to death with their bare hands.
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February 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Can someone explain to my stupid brain that prioritizing my health doesn’t make me weak or “less-than?”
February 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Can someone explain to my stupid brain that prioritizing my health doesn’t make me weak or “less-than?”
Mentally, I’m here:
February 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Mentally, I’m here:
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Right now one of the things people need to be preparing for ie readying mass protests and nationwide pushback is when Trump and the republicans stop following what the courts say.
The White House is eventually going to make a decision between any pretense of rule of law and outright autocracy.
The White House is eventually going to make a decision between any pretense of rule of law and outright autocracy.
February 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Right now one of the things people need to be preparing for ie readying mass protests and nationwide pushback is when Trump and the republicans stop following what the courts say.
The White House is eventually going to make a decision between any pretense of rule of law and outright autocracy.
The White House is eventually going to make a decision between any pretense of rule of law and outright autocracy.
Me: “I can’t wear these when I skate.”
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social “why? Some sort of regulation?”
Me: “no. I can only wear them when I wocka wocka.”
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social “why? Some sort of regulation?”
Me: “no. I can only wear them when I wocka wocka.”
February 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Me: “I can’t wear these when I skate.”
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social “why? Some sort of regulation?”
Me: “no. I can only wear them when I wocka wocka.”
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social “why? Some sort of regulation?”
Me: “no. I can only wear them when I wocka wocka.”
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Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See
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January 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See
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