Mayfair Cynic
@mayfaircynic.bsky.social
South African whisky.
Who knew?
Who knew?
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
South African whisky.
Who knew?
Who knew?
What's the matter, babe? You've hardly touched your glass of Bumbu Cream.
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
What's the matter, babe? You've hardly touched your glass of Bumbu Cream.
"Near London" is doing a lot of work.
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
"Near London" is doing a lot of work.
Lunch with the FT is just a more polite version of a telephone interview with Isaac Chotiner
www.ft.com/content/80f0...
www.ft.com/content/80f0...
December 6, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Lunch with the FT is just a more polite version of a telephone interview with Isaac Chotiner
www.ft.com/content/80f0...
www.ft.com/content/80f0...
Who wore it better?
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Who wore it better?
You can fill in your own punchline...
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
You can fill in your own punchline...
Brb, just going to change my profile pic.
December 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Brb, just going to change my profile pic.
And the cyclist positioned himself to make him *as prominent and visible as possible*
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 AM
And the cyclist positioned himself to make him *as prominent and visible as possible*
Oh, maaaaate...
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Oh, maaaaate...
"Alex graduated from Oxford University and then worked for Morgan Stanley in investment banking (London) and fixed income sales and trading (New York)"
#TechnicallyCorrect
#TechnicallyCorrect
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
"Alex graduated from Oxford University and then worked for Morgan Stanley in investment banking (London) and fixed income sales and trading (New York)"
#TechnicallyCorrect
#TechnicallyCorrect
Who mentioned yuzu jaffa cakes recently?
Anyway...
Anyway...
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Who mentioned yuzu jaffa cakes recently?
Anyway...
Anyway...
There is, I suppose, an alternative...
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 AM
There is, I suppose, an alternative...
Yeah, let's go back to the <checks notes> good old days...
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Yeah, let's go back to the <checks notes> good old days...
"Hang on, has anyone ever noticed that Paddington came from Peru?"
Dear lord...
Dear lord...
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 AM
"Hang on, has anyone ever noticed that Paddington came from Peru?"
Dear lord...
Dear lord...
We used to be a proper country.
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We used to be a proper country.
"You know what they call a baked potato in Spain?"
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"You know what they call a baked potato in Spain?"
Someone had a banter-wheeze on Saturday...
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Someone had a banter-wheeze on Saturday...