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Payton Whaley
@maybenotpayton.bsky.social
Digital producer at MPR News and way too eager to argue about X-Men. Previously made Flyover Culture. (He/him 🏳️‍🌈)
Haven’t posted in nearly a year so let’s start HOT and HEAVY and RAW with this art I bought and apple tarts I made yesterday
November 18, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Hi from family vacation for the next week
December 27, 2023 at 4:00 PM
🎃 NEW VIDEO! For this pseudo-Halloween special, we're dressing up suburban Atlanta as rural Indiana and ranking some of the most notorious fake pop culture towns.

This is much more chill than the last episode, so pop it on while you prepare your Hot Lorax costume
youtu.be/fn1uWKLcVEU
October 31, 2023 at 3:08 PM
Got my tonsils removed today. Feeling alright, just a bit of pain.

Goals for the week: Finish FF16, catch up on comics, finish my Ben Percy book, and then mainline Spider-Man 2 until I feel human again
October 17, 2023 at 9:23 PM
The Eras Tour movie runs more frequently than our city buses
October 15, 2023 at 1:14 PM
She could hit me with her car and I’d thank her
October 1, 2023 at 12:18 AM
Life imitates art
September 21, 2023 at 1:12 PM
Call your local public radio hottie today
September 17, 2023 at 3:14 PM
I no longer shop in stores
September 6, 2023 at 1:12 PM
Sometimes when your job is beach you don’t get holidays off
September 4, 2023 at 5:16 PM
Caught up on NO/ONE and I’m really digging it. Probably the best of the Massive-Verse stuff.

But now I’m three MV series in (this, Radiant Black & Dead Lucky), and they don’t really seem to have anything to do with one another. So…why have a shared universe at all?
September 2, 2023 at 8:44 PM
Checking in with my fans
September 1, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Hey, St Louis, what if we didn’t
August 21, 2023 at 7:23 PM