Mum expert
@maybenot.bsky.social
I think a valid strategy ATM would be to flood Facebook with ai images of Trump kissing men on the lips.
It would either make the ancient right suddenly ok with gay or turn them off him
It would either make the ancient right suddenly ok with gay or turn them off him
June 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I think a valid strategy ATM would be to flood Facebook with ai images of Trump kissing men on the lips.
It would either make the ancient right suddenly ok with gay or turn them off him
It would either make the ancient right suddenly ok with gay or turn them off him
I think it's really important that you know there is a competitive car window tinting scene with lots of content online
Check it out. Show your neighbours. Reconnect with that old friend and say "Hey, watch this real quick"
We could change everything
www.instagram.com/reel/DH50TAP...
Check it out. Show your neighbours. Reconnect with that old friend and say "Hey, watch this real quick"
We could change everything
www.instagram.com/reel/DH50TAP...
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April 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I think it's really important that you know there is a competitive car window tinting scene with lots of content online
Check it out. Show your neighbours. Reconnect with that old friend and say "Hey, watch this real quick"
We could change everything
www.instagram.com/reel/DH50TAP...
Check it out. Show your neighbours. Reconnect with that old friend and say "Hey, watch this real quick"
We could change everything
www.instagram.com/reel/DH50TAP...
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Dribbling piss in my pants on purpose
August 25, 2023 at 2:51 PM
Dribbling piss in my pants on purpose
Had anyone ever really *needed* to groan and "AHH" while on the sewer seat or do dudes just yearn to be heard?
March 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Had anyone ever really *needed* to groan and "AHH" while on the sewer seat or do dudes just yearn to be heard?
Okay Google,
Throw it in a circle
Throw it in a circle
March 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Okay Google,
Throw it in a circle
Throw it in a circle
Aeroplane jelly but instead of an iconic blend of gelatin and dingo DNA, it's blended aircraft-grade aluminium from the hull of a decommissioned Boeing 747 mixed with pilot sti's
February 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Aeroplane jelly but instead of an iconic blend of gelatin and dingo DNA, it's blended aircraft-grade aluminium from the hull of a decommissioned Boeing 747 mixed with pilot sti's
Currently workshopping the last name. Lmk if you know a better dog related rhyme for "berg"
Would really appreciate the help I need this one to be solid so I can sleep tonight
Would really appreciate the help I need this one to be solid so I can sleep tonight
Barky Bark Walks-turd (no-racism mutation)
February 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Currently workshopping the last name. Lmk if you know a better dog related rhyme for "berg"
Would really appreciate the help I need this one to be solid so I can sleep tonight
Would really appreciate the help I need this one to be solid so I can sleep tonight
Barky Bark Walks-turd (no-racism mutation)
February 22, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Barky Bark Walks-turd (no-racism mutation)
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Saxophone is the cocaine instrument
February 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Saxophone is the cocaine instrument
In this life, you either fuck dad's or live long enough to be the fucked dad
February 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In this life, you either fuck dad's or live long enough to be the fucked dad
At the local gay bar doing this rn
February 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
At the local gay bar doing this rn
Something about this app is different for me.
Feels much more lonely and depressing.
It's almost def because of what I post but I was posting worse shit before.
Idk
Might go for a night walk about it
Feels much more lonely and depressing.
It's almost def because of what I post but I was posting worse shit before.
Idk
Might go for a night walk about it
February 18, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Something about this app is different for me.
Feels much more lonely and depressing.
It's almost def because of what I post but I was posting worse shit before.
Idk
Might go for a night walk about it
Feels much more lonely and depressing.
It's almost def because of what I post but I was posting worse shit before.
Idk
Might go for a night walk about it
magas are so fucking suggestible it's insane
Was watching the news with one today and THAT press conference came on. Dude legit cheered "ELON!! 👏🏻"
I said idk why Musk was stealing his spotlight, seemed like he wanted Ts power
bro tilted his head and went "yeah that is weird now that you mention it"
Was watching the news with one today and THAT press conference came on. Dude legit cheered "ELON!! 👏🏻"
I said idk why Musk was stealing his spotlight, seemed like he wanted Ts power
bro tilted his head and went "yeah that is weird now that you mention it"
February 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
magas are so fucking suggestible it's insane
Was watching the news with one today and THAT press conference came on. Dude legit cheered "ELON!! 👏🏻"
I said idk why Musk was stealing his spotlight, seemed like he wanted Ts power
bro tilted his head and went "yeah that is weird now that you mention it"
Was watching the news with one today and THAT press conference came on. Dude legit cheered "ELON!! 👏🏻"
I said idk why Musk was stealing his spotlight, seemed like he wanted Ts power
bro tilted his head and went "yeah that is weird now that you mention it"
The smartest conservatives are quietly replacing their Maga hat pfp on Facebook to some other extreme close-up car selfie showcasing their upsettingly thin hair that they refuse to give the ol' Bruce Willis cause they reckon they look like a viking
February 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The smartest conservatives are quietly replacing their Maga hat pfp on Facebook to some other extreme close-up car selfie showcasing their upsettingly thin hair that they refuse to give the ol' Bruce Willis cause they reckon they look like a viking
Screenplay draft:
The doctors were wrong.
"I'm not autistic..."
[Turns to camera. Extreme closeup] "I'm a god"
[Star wipe transition to sonic rule 34 jpeg]
[Gangnam style fades in]
.
.
I dunno this is just a kernal but I think it could work
The doctors were wrong.
"I'm not autistic..."
[Turns to camera. Extreme closeup] "I'm a god"
[Star wipe transition to sonic rule 34 jpeg]
[Gangnam style fades in]
.
.
I dunno this is just a kernal but I think it could work
January 31, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Screenplay draft:
The doctors were wrong.
"I'm not autistic..."
[Turns to camera. Extreme closeup] "I'm a god"
[Star wipe transition to sonic rule 34 jpeg]
[Gangnam style fades in]
.
.
I dunno this is just a kernal but I think it could work
The doctors were wrong.
"I'm not autistic..."
[Turns to camera. Extreme closeup] "I'm a god"
[Star wipe transition to sonic rule 34 jpeg]
[Gangnam style fades in]
.
.
I dunno this is just a kernal but I think it could work
Have we tried niceness and a kind helping hand energy with Conservatives yet?
Ew sorry I just wretched forget it
Ew sorry I just wretched forget it
January 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Have we tried niceness and a kind helping hand energy with Conservatives yet?
Ew sorry I just wretched forget it
Ew sorry I just wretched forget it
Welcome to the business awards!
Our first category is "most outstandingly dogshit company"!
The nominees are....
Logitech
Without further adieu, the winner is Logitech!!
Congratulations Logitech, you really do suck so fucking hard! Folks, what a bunch of assholes am I right?
Suck a fat one Logi
Our first category is "most outstandingly dogshit company"!
The nominees are....
Logitech
Without further adieu, the winner is Logitech!!
Congratulations Logitech, you really do suck so fucking hard! Folks, what a bunch of assholes am I right?
Suck a fat one Logi
January 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Welcome to the business awards!
Our first category is "most outstandingly dogshit company"!
The nominees are....
Logitech
Without further adieu, the winner is Logitech!!
Congratulations Logitech, you really do suck so fucking hard! Folks, what a bunch of assholes am I right?
Suck a fat one Logi
Our first category is "most outstandingly dogshit company"!
The nominees are....
Logitech
Without further adieu, the winner is Logitech!!
Congratulations Logitech, you really do suck so fucking hard! Folks, what a bunch of assholes am I right?
Suck a fat one Logi
What method of E ingestion does this?
Has anyone done a study paper or something?
Has anyone done a study paper or something?
January 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
What method of E ingestion does this?
Has anyone done a study paper or something?
Has anyone done a study paper or something?
Need to see a doctor about getting a silk hotpocket installed
January 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Need to see a doctor about getting a silk hotpocket installed
Crazy that conservatives are perpetually triggered by people just being nice and accepting. Snowflakes smh
January 14, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Crazy that conservatives are perpetually triggered by people just being nice and accepting. Snowflakes smh
Update: they didnt
Dooog my teeth are not gonna last till I'm 40 at this rate
January 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Update: they didnt
Forgot what yt account I had linked in my bio
Gotta give it up 2023 me was a genius
Gotta give it up 2023 me was a genius
January 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Forgot what yt account I had linked in my bio
Gotta give it up 2023 me was a genius
Gotta give it up 2023 me was a genius
Someone give me a real quick rundown on the entire year of bsky I missed
January 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Someone give me a real quick rundown on the entire year of bsky I missed
Overclocking autism and underclocking virginity
December 18, 2023 at 1:12 AM
Overclocking autism and underclocking virginity