Max Yaakov (clean version)
@maxyaak.bsky.social
28 // 📍Chicago // He/Him 🥸 // Transmasc Silly Goose, Drag Bag Boyfriend, Nice Jewish boy you can take home to mom
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Me sitting in between Vanda and JayKay at Wicked
They’re both sobbing the whole time
They’re both sobbing the whole time
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Me sitting in between Vanda and JayKay at Wicked
They’re both sobbing the whole time
They’re both sobbing the whole time
I love that a large chunk of my job is just teaching the older lady I work for how to use technology
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I love that a large chunk of my job is just teaching the older lady I work for how to use technology
Obviously VERY big congrats to Spjork the other night but I found a way to make Creature all about me and it was getting engaged to Vanda 😃
October 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Obviously VERY big congrats to Spjork the other night but I found a way to make Creature all about me and it was getting engaged to Vanda 😃
I wore my winter jacket for the first time since last winter and I found 2!! Roscoe’s drink tickets in my pocket and that’s just neat 🙂
October 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I wore my winter jacket for the first time since last winter and I found 2!! Roscoe’s drink tickets in my pocket and that’s just neat 🙂
I’m passing out candy at Death at the Drag show so you should come out 😃
October 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I’m passing out candy at Death at the Drag show so you should come out 😃
I’d let Die Divinity stab me
September 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I’d let Die Divinity stab me
I can’t wait for my 10 week run of destroying a plate of Roscoe’s chicken tenders every Tuesday (Dragula Titans 2 watch party)
September 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I can’t wait for my 10 week run of destroying a plate of Roscoe’s chicken tenders every Tuesday (Dragula Titans 2 watch party)
I watched my boyfriend eat a Van Holten Pickle in a Pouch with such VELOCITY that it almost scared me
September 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I watched my boyfriend eat a Van Holten Pickle in a Pouch with such VELOCITY that it almost scared me
I’d like to think if there were a Best Tboy Bag Boyfriend category at the Gaggy’s that I’d win but there’s too many of us actually
September 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’d like to think if there were a Best Tboy Bag Boyfriend category at the Gaggy’s that I’d win but there’s too many of us actually
Me using the work printer at my job to print copies of my resume for my job interview tomorrow 😬
September 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Me using the work printer at my job to print copies of my resume for my job interview tomorrow 😬
Oh Charlie Kirk oh boo boo hoooo🥲
Anywho I got a Reese’s and a Dr Pepper at lunch today what are y’all having 🤗
Anywho I got a Reese’s and a Dr Pepper at lunch today what are y’all having 🤗
September 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Oh Charlie Kirk oh boo boo hoooo🥲
Anywho I got a Reese’s and a Dr Pepper at lunch today what are y’all having 🤗
Anywho I got a Reese’s and a Dr Pepper at lunch today what are y’all having 🤗
Bruise on my knee from
Trying to jump on top of the cement red spheres at the Target
Trying to jump on top of the cement red spheres at the Target
September 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Bruise on my knee from
Trying to jump on top of the cement red spheres at the Target
Trying to jump on top of the cement red spheres at the Target
Let’s Get It Started by the Black Eyed Peas BUT the Sims™️ Simlish version
September 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Let’s Get It Started by the Black Eyed Peas BUT the Sims™️ Simlish version
Me taking my parents to the Twilight drag brunch the first time they meet Riley is so fitting considering Twilight themed drag is exactly how I fell in love with him
September 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Me taking my parents to the Twilight drag brunch the first time they meet Riley is so fitting considering Twilight themed drag is exactly how I fell in love with him
I went to go see my favorite band since high school and wow not a single person under 30 there
Concert finished at 10:30 PROMPTLY
No moshing because everyone’s knees are fucked now
Concert finished at 10:30 PROMPTLY
No moshing because everyone’s knees are fucked now
September 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I went to go see my favorite band since high school and wow not a single person under 30 there
Concert finished at 10:30 PROMPTLY
No moshing because everyone’s knees are fucked now
Concert finished at 10:30 PROMPTLY
No moshing because everyone’s knees are fucked now
Honestly sometimes the most satisfying thing you can do to an asshole is be kind
like this bus driver was on one today yelling at everyone who came on the bus
And when I left I was like “thank you, I hope your day gets better” and she did NOT like that 😂
like this bus driver was on one today yelling at everyone who came on the bus
And when I left I was like “thank you, I hope your day gets better” and she did NOT like that 😂
August 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Honestly sometimes the most satisfying thing you can do to an asshole is be kind
like this bus driver was on one today yelling at everyone who came on the bus
And when I left I was like “thank you, I hope your day gets better” and she did NOT like that 😂
like this bus driver was on one today yelling at everyone who came on the bus
And when I left I was like “thank you, I hope your day gets better” and she did NOT like that 😂
Idk when they started making Duo so TS but I love her she’s pussy
August 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Idk when they started making Duo so TS but I love her she’s pussy
F15 performances so pussy last night I almost passed out
August 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
F15 performances so pussy last night I almost passed out
I am the middle aged woman at Charlie’s that is the only person on the dance floor and she is me
July 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I am the middle aged woman at Charlie’s that is the only person on the dance floor and she is me
Not my packer in my bag getting flagged by airport security
June 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Not my packer in my bag getting flagged by airport security
Wow going to Arizona has really reminded me why I haven’t gone back since I moved away for college
June 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Wow going to Arizona has really reminded me why I haven’t gone back since I moved away for college
I got cursed out by a customer at my job today and mid temper tantrum he accidentally knocked over his sons stroller with the kid inside it took every ounce of my energy to not laugh
June 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I got cursed out by a customer at my job today and mid temper tantrum he accidentally knocked over his sons stroller with the kid inside it took every ounce of my energy to not laugh
Pray for me today pls
(Going to DMV)
(Going to DMV)
June 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Pray for me today pls
(Going to DMV)
(Going to DMV)
I love spending my day off torturing the household by streaming HOURS of Deadliest Catch on the living room TV and taking a nap
June 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I love spending my day off torturing the household by streaming HOURS of Deadliest Catch on the living room TV and taking a nap
My only red flag is I fucking looove sardines
Any sort of fish in a tin really that shit is so 😙👌🏻😮💨
Any sort of fish in a tin really that shit is so 😙👌🏻😮💨
June 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My only red flag is I fucking looove sardines
Any sort of fish in a tin really that shit is so 😙👌🏻😮💨
Any sort of fish in a tin really that shit is so 😙👌🏻😮💨