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It's the scene from the Simpsons where Apu shows Homer (dressed as Krusty) the latest issue of "Gigantic Asses." Here, however, it's been edited to say, "By the way, here is your new issue of Maximum Utmost." The magazine in his hand has Goemon's butt from "Ganbare Goemon: Uchuu Kaizoku Akogingu" beneath the Maximum Utmost logo.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I wonder if Bluesky will flag Goemon's butt as adult content. If so, you can also view it in this review of Ganbare Goemon: Uchū Kaizoku Akogingu!

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Ganbare Goemon: Uchū Kaizoku Akogingu
Now that I have your attention, let’s talk about Goemon’s first visit to the OG PlayStation. Uchū Kaizoku Akogingu certainly looks the part. It’s got that weird style. But somethi…
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November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Looking for some quality bakage? Well, you're not going to find it here. This review tells you why Feudal Bros. - Tonosama #1 is maybe too dumb.

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Review – Feudal Bros. – Tonosama #1
Hungry for some more Bakage? Feudal Bros. – Tonosama #1 brings all the dumb you need. Dumb characters. Dumb themes. Dumb design. You can’t go wrong, unless you can.
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November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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You (maybe) used your ears to hear about it on the Maximum Utcast, now experience the written review with your eyes! It's Duke Nukem: Time to Kill. #blutoid

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Review – Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
A spin-off of the Duke Nukem series, maybe. Time to Kill lifts heavily from Tomb Raider to create a game that isn’t terrible, but has learned all the wrong lessons from its feminine counterpa…
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November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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We've got the latest episode of the Maximum Utcast live on streaming platforms! Is the shortened version of this show's name "mutcast"? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
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Podcast Episode · Maximum Utcast · 11/06/2025 · 1h 5m
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November 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Wow!!! A 9/10 from @maxutmost.com!

"For me, I know that despite all the trials, I walked away feeling I gained something. I’m not happy. I’m moved. The walls of my heart have been broken."

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Review – Stray Children
I’ll always show up for a game by Yoshiro Kimura, creator of, among other things, Chulip. But with such high expectations, is it even possible for me to be satisfied? Yes. Of course. Don&#821…
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November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Can Stray Children live up to the expectations of a Chulip super-fan like @adzuken.bsky.social? Find out in this review.

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Review – Stray Children
I’ll always show up for a game by Yoshiro Kimura, creator of, among other things, Chulip. But with such high expectations, is it even possible for me to be satisfied? Yes. Of course. Don&#821…
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November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Whiskerwood's Early Access release is right around the corner. Here's an earlier look from @adzuken.bsky.social

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Preview – Whiskerwood
It’s time to establish a colony and slave away for feline overlords. Whiskerwood may, on the surface, resemble Timberborn, but underneath the fur and cube-formed world is a much meaner game.
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November 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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@tronknotts.bsky.social dishes up hard facts and mad respect for the recently deceased Tomonobu Itagaki in his latest article.

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The passing of Tomonobu Itagaki marks the end of an era
Industry legend Tomonobu Itagaki died early this month. His cause of death hasn’t been formally disclosed, but prior to his passing, he was fairly transparent about having health issues to th…
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October 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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@adzuken.bsky.social has never watched a movie that is both Fast AND Furious. Find out if ignorance is a problem in this review of Fast & Furious: Arcade Edition.

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Review – Fast & Furious: Arcade Edition
I know nothing about movies that are both Fast and Furious, but I do know a thing or two about arcade games. They eat money. They mostly live in movie theatres these days. They eat money. But here&…
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October 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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New shortform video taken from this week's Maximum Utcast! We're talking about a sequel to Boogerman?!? www.tiktok.com/@maximum.utc...
I'm here for the Boogerman reboot. #manifesting #classicgames #snes #boogerman #wayforward
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October 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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New episode of Maximum Utmost featuring a HUGE interview with the creators of Shantae Advance from @wayforward.bsky.social It's all happening!

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Maximum Utcast - 07 - Shantae Advances the WayForward into Our Hearts and Minds
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October 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Back into the world of desecrated classical paintings. It's the exciting conclusion to Maximum Utmost's reviews of The Immortal John Triptych with Death of the Reprobate.

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Review – Death of the Reprobate
Back into the world of classical paintings, and it’s time to commit… Seven good deeds? That can’t be right. Worrying. Can Joe Richardson’s conclusion to The Immortal John Tr…
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October 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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WTF?
It's a top list of referral sources to Maximum Utmost. It has the usual suspects, dominated chiefly by various search engines. But further down the list is thefarside.com, which, as far as I know, is actually the official site for the syndicated comic.
October 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Based on these latest search engine statistics, we'll be altering our content strategy.
It's a list from Google analytics showing the search results that lead people to Maximum Utmost. They are: 1. Maximum Utmost 2. Zoey Utmost 3. 8bitdo retro r8 mouse review 4. The museum of anything goes 5. 8bitdo mouse review 6. No I'm not a human hentai 7. No im [sic] not a human hentai 8. Harvester game review
October 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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For some reason, playing Wolfenstein: The New Order feels even better these days.

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Review – Wolfenstein: The New Order
It’s always a great time for some denazification. MachineGames has been working hard to ensure that they stay at the very peak of the hobby, giving us games like Wolfenstein: The New Order. A…
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October 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Two weeks.
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Learn about how people need to pee & also need air on this educational episode! @adzuken.bsky.social brings us the Total Recall NES game & later Tanya from TTWAV joins @tronknotts.bsky.social to talk about how it can be hard to play games & maintain responsibilities. open.spotify.com/episode/2mJN...
Maximum Utcast - 06 - This Podcast is Educational
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October 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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@timmonbleau.bsky.social is here to tell us all about Absolum and its place in the hierarchy of bemups!

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Review – Absolum
Before I completely gush about Absolum for approximately 3000 words (grab the popcorn for this one), we’ve got to set the stage by talking about 2020’s Streets of Rage 4. Developed by Lizardcube, G…
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October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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We also published a paywall exclusive comic book written by @adzuken.bsky.social and illustrated by @tronknotts.bsky.social about Zoey's time with the Pokemon series from the early days through today. You can get it here if you sign up on the Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/maximu...
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October 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Good news! It's a @tronknotts.bsky.social article, and he's out for blood!

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Grand Theft Auto 6 probably won’t be that important
“Is that an intentionally provocative headline?” you ask? Er, I guess. What’s more provocative to me personally, and the reason I wanted to write this, is the ugly idea that some games …
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October 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Did you know that you can trace Spy Hunter (2001)'s lineage back to Beetle Adventure Racing? It's true, and you can stamp that on your brain using this review.

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Review – Spy Hunter (Console, 2001)
Suffer a tale of hormones. Learn of the shocking link between Spy Hunter (2001) and Beetle Adventure Racing. See a review score. It’s all here in this nail-biting look at Midway’s attem…
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September 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Two mythical game designers teamed up together at last for Hotel Barcelona. What could possibly go wrong? A lot, apparently!

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Review – Hotel Barcelona
There’s a lot to love about Suda51 and Swery. For example, No More Heroes and Deadly Premonition. So, what happens when you put them together? What happens when you form a game designer super…
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September 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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It's time to explode some watermelons in our review of John Woo Presents Stranglehold. Or just Stranglehold, as its friends call it.

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Review – Stranglehold
Ever watched Hard Boiled? I haven’t. But while Stranglehold is billed as something of a sequel to that movie, I’m not sure knowledge of its plot is really necessary. Regardless, we all …
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September 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Are aliens using standardized testing to build disinformation super-weapons? I'm not sure. Maybe Butter Side Down will tell us.

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Review – Butter Side Down
Do you love operating systems? You bet, you do! Do you enjoy using operating systems while working for a soul-sucking corporation? You bet, you do! I don’t remember what point I was trying to…
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September 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Also on Maximum Utmost, @adzuken.bsky.social has a review of Easy Delivery Co., another game this year that recognizes the majesty of the Kei Truck.

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Review – Easy Delivery Co.
I love snow. Not a huge fan of winter because it gets really dark really early, but that’s the tradeoff for snow. I love how snow hides things. Heavy snow hides the horizon. Fresh fallen snow hides…
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September 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM