Max 🥰
@maxmaaxmaaax.bsky.social
full-time comms guy, part-time game show lover / Metro Weekly contributor / Hoosier / Kolin = my boyfriend :) / tweets don’t = my employer’s views
First workout since coming back from my Vegas trip and I feel like shit lol
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
First workout since coming back from my Vegas trip and I feel like shit lol
You’ll never believe what slot machine I encountered today…
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
You’ll never believe what slot machine I encountered today…
WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE??????
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE??????
We flew in a helicopter over Vegas!
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
We flew in a helicopter over Vegas!
We flew in a helicopter over Vegas!
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
We flew in a helicopter over Vegas!
Last night was electric btw
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Last night was electric btw
It’s pretty amazing that I got the chance to visit the little chapel in Vegas my parents got married at 28 years later 😊
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s pretty amazing that I got the chance to visit the little chapel in Vegas my parents got married at 28 years later 😊
Best we can do is $10 and a 30% off coupon to Denny’s
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Best we can do is $10 and a 30% off coupon to Denny’s
Just sat through a 2 hour timeshare presentation to earn a free hotel future stay and a Vegas helicopter ride vouchers
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Just sat through a 2 hour timeshare presentation to earn a free hotel future stay and a Vegas helicopter ride vouchers
Currently the wingman for my girl (insert large space here) friend in a very straight club here in Las Vegas while she makes out with a random guy
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Currently the wingman for my girl (insert large space here) friend in a very straight club here in Las Vegas while she makes out with a random guy
First full day in Las Vegas!
Gambling winnings so far 🤑🤑🤑 ⬇️
Me: -$100
Her: -$60
Gambling winnings so far 🤑🤑🤑 ⬇️
Me: -$100
Her: -$60
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
First full day in Las Vegas!
Gambling winnings so far 🤑🤑🤑 ⬇️
Me: -$100
Her: -$60
Gambling winnings so far 🤑🤑🤑 ⬇️
Me: -$100
Her: -$60
Does anybody need some dehydrated water?
Perhaps a boneless orange?
Perhaps a boneless orange?
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Does anybody need some dehydrated water?
Perhaps a boneless orange?
Perhaps a boneless orange?
I said yes (to her inheritance) 🥹🥹🥹
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I said yes (to her inheritance) 🥹🥹🥹
We got fired from Omega Mart on the first day and they took our souls :/
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
We got fired from Omega Mart on the first day and they took our souls :/
LAS VEGAS WE ARE IN YOU
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 AM
LAS VEGAS WE ARE IN YOU
Thought my outfit looked really cute and then a coworker turned to me and said “Merry Christmas” 😐
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Thought my outfit looked really cute and then a coworker turned to me and said “Merry Christmas” 😐
He’s got a tie on today, folks
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
He’s got a tie on today, folks
Shaking it up a bit with some classic horror!
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Shaking it up a bit with some classic horror!
Nothing like great results out of Virginia and New Jersey to help power through a great lift 💙💪
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Nothing like great results out of Virginia and New Jersey to help power through a great lift 💙💪
Kolin had me see it again in theaters with him
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Kolin had me see it again in theaters with him
We’re here to re-open the government.
November 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We’re here to re-open the government.