Max Palmer
maximumax.bsky.social
Max Palmer
@maximumax.bsky.social
Dad, art director, futzer of stuff.
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New to Bluesky. Never used Twitter/X/whatever all that much, following tons of tweets was always a bit too much for me to handle.

I’m into:
Art/creative direction
3d printing and other fiddly hobbies
Videography
Whiskey
Cool cars
Web development
Liberal politics
Just cleaned my car out after a family trip. I would like to commend my children on the radius at which they can spread food.
April 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Truth.
February 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Costco CEO who loses his shit at even the suggestion of raising the hot dog price is the only one safe
December 6, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Just got a parking spot at Costco on a Saturday without circling. I feel like I should play Powerball or something.
December 7, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Happy Drunknfat Day, Fellow Americans! 🦃
November 28, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Dr’s office: “please arrive 15 minutes early so you can spend the extra time answering all the same questions you answered when you were here last week.”
November 27, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Things that you’re intimately familiar with:

the sound of the bathroom door closing as your spouse gets there to take a poop before you do.
November 24, 2024 at 2:00 PM
NYC wisdom.
November 24, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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Annette tried to visit the memorial at least once a month and take time to remember her beloved Frankie, gone too soon from this world.
November 23, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Million dollar idea: start a subscription-based content service for art directors and designers called “OnlySans”.
November 16, 2024 at 8:38 PM
I see so many posts from people who have really, really nice looking, orderly,
clean desks.

How the hell do you do that…
November 16, 2024 at 2:44 PM
New to Bluesky. Never used Twitter/X/whatever all that much, following tons of tweets was always a bit too much for me to handle.

I’m into:
Art/creative direction
3d printing and other fiddly hobbies
Videography
Whiskey
Cool cars
Web development
Liberal politics
November 12, 2024 at 2:07 PM