It’s so cool watching 30 Rock knowing it was the thing that made Alec Baldwin famous

Said it before and I’ll say it again. If you like fireworks you’re a fuckin idiot

I love how when you come to the end of an album, Spotify’s like “hey let’s keep these good vibes rolling. Here’s some other stuff.”

Grilli Vanilli over here. Drizzle some balsamic glaze on them peaches and we’re really cookin

Threads is in the uncanny valley of social media. It’s the endless scroll of content but without being, you know, social. It’s like what a toddler thinks Twitter is.

One of the funniest throwaway jokes on Vice Principals is that Russell has a nephew named Arliss. And it’s mentioned once and never again.

Fireworks are far and away our dumbest holiday tradition. Not even close.

Oh no it exploded?

Need more Goggins

Having a newborn is a great way to not stay in any one place for too long. “Sorry, we have to go home or my wife’s boobs will explode.”