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Two extended diameter rockets equipped with reentry vehicles were launched directly toward the Full Beaver Moon yesterday, as well as an additional probe to simultaneously explore the dark side. Like and follow for more explicit coverage of this mission.
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Two extended diameter rockets equipped with reentry vehicles were launched directly toward the Full Beaver Moon yesterday, as well as an additional probe to simultaneously explore the dark side. Like and follow for more explicit coverage of this mission.
You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.
October 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Never cross breed them after midnight.
October 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Never cross breed them after midnight.
Nick Nolte! Yes, very good in “Detroit Cop” and other 80’s action films. I did not realize we lost him today also. This is the worst day!
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Nick Nolte! Yes, very good in “Detroit Cop” and other 80’s action films. I did not realize we lost him today also. This is the worst day!
I’m not a movie person, but I was saddened to hear that we lost Robert Redfield. His gruff demeanor and rugged good looks were almost star quality. He ought to have been way more famous, but that Hollywood showbiz is a heartbreaker.
September 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’m not a movie person, but I was saddened to hear that we lost Robert Redfield. His gruff demeanor and rugged good looks were almost star quality. He ought to have been way more famous, but that Hollywood showbiz is a heartbreaker.
One must never joke about art.
September 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
One must never joke about art.
As someone with a degree in art history, I have studied more than my fair share of historical Christian art. And I was along for the ride on this original Raphael until I noticed the nunchaku hanging on the doorknob. I must classify this work as a masterful, but definite fake. 8.2/10
September 15, 2025 at 7:35 AM
As someone with a degree in art history, I have studied more than my fair share of historical Christian art. And I was along for the ride on this original Raphael until I noticed the nunchaku hanging on the doorknob. I must classify this work as a masterful, but definite fake. 8.2/10
COUNTERPOINT: That’s a lot of steamy temptation for a gal to resist.
September 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
COUNTERPOINT: That’s a lot of steamy temptation for a gal to resist.
WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
September 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
“Do you see?”
September 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
“Do you see?”
“We’re gonna need a bigger giant meteor.”
September 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“We’re gonna need a bigger giant meteor.”
Weirdly, I just logged off from some throating in the Metaverse. You won’t hear me complain about this new hyper-realistic VR technology.
September 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Weirdly, I just logged off from some throating in the Metaverse. You won’t hear me complain about this new hyper-realistic VR technology.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. pivots from visually assessing “mitochondrial challenges” and “inflammation” in children in airports and on the street to biting off small chunks and swishing them around in his mouth.
September 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. pivots from visually assessing “mitochondrial challenges” and “inflammation” in children in airports and on the street to biting off small chunks and swishing them around in his mouth.
OPTICAL ILLUSION. Both rectangles are the exact same color. Your brain just perceives one as lighter and one as darker based on the amount of schadenfreude you are feeling.
August 30, 2025 at 7:43 AM
OPTICAL ILLUSION. Both rectangles are the exact same color. Your brain just perceives one as lighter and one as darker based on the amount of schadenfreude you are feeling.
JD Vance:
August 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
JD Vance:
Unbelievable. The woke MAGA mob have pressured them into going back to their original logo featuring Sir Ian McKellan and the wooden cask full of free rainbow dildos.
August 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Unbelievable. The woke MAGA mob have pressured them into going back to their original logo featuring Sir Ian McKellan and the wooden cask full of free rainbow dildos.
My pick would have been this one:
August 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My pick would have been this one:
You mean those weird women that meet for lunch in large groups and all wear red hats? It’s every server’s worst nightmare.
Super demanding, they camp out in your section for too long, all separate checks, shitty tippers. The worst!
Super demanding, they camp out in your section for too long, all separate checks, shitty tippers. The worst!
August 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You mean those weird women that meet for lunch in large groups and all wear red hats? It’s every server’s worst nightmare.
Super demanding, they camp out in your section for too long, all separate checks, shitty tippers. The worst!
Super demanding, they camp out in your section for too long, all separate checks, shitty tippers. The worst!
In these, the final days of the once great empire, there is no such creature as shame.
August 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
In these, the final days of the once great empire, there is no such creature as shame.
Probably because I spend too much of my productive time on the Hot Wheels™️ track.
August 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Probably because I spend too much of my productive time on the Hot Wheels™️ track.
I believe DC released a short-lived Albanian underground version in partnership with Kitchen Sink in the early to mid 70’s.
So, I have to guess DC.
So, I have to guess DC.
August 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I believe DC released a short-lived Albanian underground version in partnership with Kitchen Sink in the early to mid 70’s.
So, I have to guess DC.
So, I have to guess DC.
Waited years for this opportunity.
August 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Waited years for this opportunity.
To understand the history of specific qualitative differences between vintage cars and the stylistic significance of interior features and various trim packages, one must first grasp the history of the Gutenberg press and its influence on egalitarian access to literature. 🧵1/24
August 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
To understand the history of specific qualitative differences between vintage cars and the stylistic significance of interior features and various trim packages, one must first grasp the history of the Gutenberg press and its influence on egalitarian access to literature. 🧵1/24