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Plastic fruit for a starving nation.

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There are some things you just don’t joke about. And I’m here to joke about all of those things.
Presidents that are innocent don't have emergency meetings in the Situation Room about dead child rape traffickers.

**h/t to Anonymous
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I don't think legacy media is reading the room correctly on the Epstein Files. Many of us are asking why they have ignored this story for the last decade? Why did they dismiss all of us who were concerned that Trump might be compromised? And where is their fucking contrition and apology now?
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Yes, Mr. President: You’re right. We do have “the worst health care” of any major country.

Despite spending twice as much per capita, we are the only major country not to guarantee health care to all as a human right.

The solution: Medicare for All.
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Did you get your new healthcare premium notice yet?

“Medicare for All” is starting to sound real good to a lot of folks who didn’t want to talk about it before.

Same page now!
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“Ideocracy was a documentary.” 😂

Oh my sweet summer children, you need to rewatch Carpenter’s “They Live.”
youtu.be/GeAcikP5N7M?...
They Live (1988) - The Power Elite Scene (8/10) | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Two extended diameter rockets equipped with reentry vehicles were launched directly toward the Full Beaver Moon yesterday, as well as an additional probe to simultaneously explore the dark side. Like and follow for more explicit coverage of this mission.
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It’s only a Guillotine if it’s from the Guillotine region of France.

Otherwise it’s merely a sparkling wealth redistributor.
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Sad day for the folks who staked their reputations on lab leak conspiracy theories.

www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A severely diminished elderly man who is showing clear signs of major organ failure and he going to go the distance? A flu would likely hospitalize him. We’ve seen evidence of at least two strokes and classic symptoms of frontotemporal dementia.

Don’t take my word for it. Google all these diseases.
October 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.
October 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Lying all day everyday for Epstein’s best pal has aged this woman 10 years in the span of less than 1 year. It’s a pretty shocking transformation.
Leavitt: "Advanced imaging is something that presidents receive and people receive when they go to the doctor, and so we provided a detailed read out of that physical. I don't know the exact imaging that took place. POTUS is in incredibly good shape and I think that's evidence here every single day"
October 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Jeffries: "The reason why they continue to unlawfully block the swearing in of Adelita Grijalva is because they are actively hiding the Epstein files from the American people. And they're protecting someone, clearly -- the wealthy, the well off, the privileged, and the well-connected."
October 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Well, he DOES have a history of trying to incite others to murder his Vice Presidents so I’m going to assume this is true.
Live munitions from a Marine Corps anniversary demonstration over the I-5 freeway struck JD Vance's protective detail after detonating prematurely.

The White House intended for the highway to remain open during the demo, but Gov. Newsom shut it down for safety.
October 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Adelita Grijalva won her election to Congress nearly a month ago with 70% of the vote yet Mike Johnson refuses to swear in. This is a continuation of the Jan 6 attack that was designed to overturn an election.
October 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
MORGAN FREEMAN NARRATION: But, alas, the Democratic leadership did precisely none of these things.

I would like to tell you that Chuck and Hakeem fought the good fight, but life is not a fairy tale.
October 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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#NoKings San Francisco
October 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Frog and Todd are friends.

youtube.com/shorts/H2eSV...
Meet the Portland protest frog that started a movement
YouTube video by The Oregonian
youtube.com
October 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Not being even vaguely sarcastic:

At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”
Q: What's your message to the 170 US citizens who have been detained by ICE? About 20 of them are children

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.
October 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
And they received instantaneous blue checks. Make of that what you will BlueSky friends. 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
⚠️ HEADS UP

MAGA trolls will be incoming. The White House and DHS both just announced on X that they’ve joined Bluesky.

These are their accounts:
October 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring.

Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
October 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM