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Curtis Sliwa is Bernie Sanders' Wario
October 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My brother adopted two tuxedo cats and named them both Gooby. I would kill to be in the room when he takes them to the vet.
October 23, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Zohran for Mayor, but Curtis Sliwa for press secretary.
October 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I’ll vote for whichever Minneapolis mayoral candidate gives us the police scanners back. #Frey #Fateh
October 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Sometimes my meds work, and I go about my day like a good little worker bee. Other times I blow up every group chat I have access to.
October 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Doja put out a disco album, and it fucks.
October 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I’m blaming this season on the Vikings strength and conditioning staff
October 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Just out of sheer curiosity, what would it cost to buy out the NBA’s ownership share in the WNBA?
October 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Laufey playing Minneapolis at any venue other than the Dakota is a crime
October 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Does the Commander in Chief also have to meet the fitness requirements?
October 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I have a sneaking suspicion that if Cathy resigns, Adam Silver is going to appoint some private equity prop to replace her. Hope to God I’m wrong.
October 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Nate Tibbets, a first-year WNBA head coach, making 70% more than Cheryl Reeve, a highly decorated, veteran head coach of 16 years, is disgusting.
September 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Is it government waste to spend several hundred thousand dollars flying military personnel stationed across the world to Virginia so Propaganda Pete can tell them to shave?
September 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Cheryl leading the Lynx in techs this season is so on brand. You know every player on that team KNOWS she’s got their back.
September 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Lynx bench was too cold to be playing that long.
September 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Someone needs to ask that Liberty reporter who she was talking to and what the whole story was.
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My friends have invited me to Chicago for the weekend, but Frye has released the campus boot in royal blue. This is my Sophie’s choice.
September 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I never thought I’d see the day where Trey Parker and Matt Stone kissed the ring. Sack up and release the episode on YouTube.
September 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Just waiting on Reed Hastings and Netflix to make their foray into late night with this Kimmel/Colbert one-two punch
September 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
At this point, even his tax returns wouldnt convince me that Jimmy Fallon isn’t a heavy Trump donor.
September 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If I were the Vikings and had seven starters with injuries at the end of Week 2, I would fire the entire strength and conditioning staff.
September 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ya’ll. This is the plot to 1984.
July 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I leave my apartment to go to the airport 90 minutes before departure, and that tells you everything you need to know about me as a person.
June 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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June 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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June 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM