Matthew Ochs
@mattyochs.bsky.social
Actual Real Estate Novelist, repped by HG Literary, 🏳️🌈 husband, that one friend who's sober, Golden Girls fanatic, Valerie Cherish stan
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sometimes wish I was much much smarter, or much much stupider. This being smart enough to know you're stupid sucks.
February 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
sometimes wish I was much much smarter, or much much stupider. This being smart enough to know you're stupid sucks.
Did Tilly earn 💎 this season?
February 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Did Tilly earn 💎 this season?
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Kind of sucks that we didn't at least get a Roaring Twenties before what's about to come
January 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Kind of sucks that we didn't at least get a Roaring Twenties before what's about to come
Stacey, run girl.
January 22, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Stacey, run girl.
Yes, that was exactly what it looked like.
We saw what we saw.
We saw what we saw.
January 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Yes, that was exactly what it looked like.
We saw what we saw.
We saw what we saw.
Literally never had a bad day when orange soda was involved.
January 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Literally never had a bad day when orange soda was involved.
I have never once been successful at ski ball. Every time it’s like the first day with my new hands.
January 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I have never once been successful at ski ball. Every time it’s like the first day with my new hands.
Kelly Clarkson would never.
January 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Kelly Clarkson would never.
Bravo: brought to you by sprinter vans
January 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Bravo: brought to you by sprinter vans
Morning 1, application 1 and my hair still isn’t fuller.
This product is bullshit.
This product is bullshit.
January 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Morning 1, application 1 and my hair still isn’t fuller.
This product is bullshit.
This product is bullshit.
You know Jon Arbuckle has a crazy browser history
January 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
You know Jon Arbuckle has a crazy browser history
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You know what? I like sex scenes in movies. Someone should invent a type of movie that is just sex scenes
January 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You know what? I like sex scenes in movies. Someone should invent a type of movie that is just sex scenes
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Unless they’re really short, I’m limiting myself to reading one new manifesto a week. I’m behind on my reading as it is.
December 17, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Unless they’re really short, I’m limiting myself to reading one new manifesto a week. I’m behind on my reading as it is.
I do miss hearing from Kamala, Tim and Nancy 37 times a day.
December 13, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I do miss hearing from Kamala, Tim and Nancy 37 times a day.
What book(s) have you read over and over?
December 12, 2024 at 1:24 PM
What book(s) have you read over and over?
I always pictured it was C.C. singing the theme song to The Nanny
December 1, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I always pictured it was C.C. singing the theme song to The Nanny
It’s so important to stand for what you believe 💙
November 30, 2024 at 12:24 AM
It’s so important to stand for what you believe 💙
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*sigh*
Anyway, just create. Write shit, draw shit, build whatever you want, that's the important part.
There's no be-all end-all formula for the Perfect Work.
Just be YOU. No one can ever create what YOU create b/c it's you making it, and you are the only you.
Anyway, just create. Write shit, draw shit, build whatever you want, that's the important part.
There's no be-all end-all formula for the Perfect Work.
Just be YOU. No one can ever create what YOU create b/c it's you making it, and you are the only you.
November 28, 2024 at 3:42 AM
*sigh*
Anyway, just create. Write shit, draw shit, build whatever you want, that's the important part.
There's no be-all end-all formula for the Perfect Work.
Just be YOU. No one can ever create what YOU create b/c it's you making it, and you are the only you.
Anyway, just create. Write shit, draw shit, build whatever you want, that's the important part.
There's no be-all end-all formula for the Perfect Work.
Just be YOU. No one can ever create what YOU create b/c it's you making it, and you are the only you.