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Matty Barbs
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Nobody seems to hark anymore. And FORGET about hearkening
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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you know not the day or hour? sounds like a skill issue man.

my ranking? top 144,000 on competitive play, easy. not even close.

i get it most camels probably can't pass through the eye of a needle but what you don't get is that i'm just built different. better, perhaps.
Sep 23 poll of 4,041 U.S. adults (+/-2.3%)
% who say that if the Rapture were to occur tonight, they think they would be more likely to [ascend to heaven | be left behind]
U.S. adults 46% | 18%
Democrats 40% | 24%
Independents 36% | 19%
Republicans 63% | 11%
today.yougov.com/topics/socie...
September 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
how I performatively read
September 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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you better take back what you just said about the beastie boys FUCKER. u may not like them but they FOUGHT for your RIGHT to PARTY
June 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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The Coastal Elites with their young crustal accretions will never understand the power and strength of the ancient Midwestern craton. We lived through eons before you were even sutured to the continental margin. You are drifters. We are unmoving.
May 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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This is what peak beverage performance looks like
on this note, shoutout to this scene from MICKEY AND NICKY
May 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Anyway, happy Easter.
April 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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RANKING LITERALLY EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW GOOD OF A POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

NO I AM NOT KIDDING

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March 29, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Hamburger Helper only “helps” a hamburger meet its doom… some friend
January 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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The Illinois Flag Commission recently named its 10 finalists for the state's flag redesign competition. The released designs were... mixed in quality. After @milesmacclure.bsky.social FOIAd to release all the submissions, I found many great designs that didn't make the cut. A thread of favorites:
December 28, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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Tourist Impressed By Size Of Chicago Residents
theonion.com/tourist-impr...
December 28, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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I have gone through all 4838 Illinois Flag Commission design submissions that were released to @milesmacclure.bsky.social via FOIA so that you don't have to wade through countless Abe Lincoln silhouettes, bald eagles, and "LAND OF TAXES" grievance flags to find the funny ones. Thread starts here.
December 28, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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You can lead a horse to water, but it will not be super impressed. Horses know about water
December 14, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Republicans should never win in IL again simply for privatizing and closing down all the emissions testing sites
November 20, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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May 11, 2024 at 4:38 PM