Remember in the Matrix when the machines froze us in a never ending simulation of the late 90s, pre- 9-11, pre-covid, pre-trump, etc. Just enough internet to connect us, but not enough to disconnect us? No ads? You could still own things instead of being subscribed to death?

SOMEBODY SHOOT NEO.

Anyone else going to the Tesla “All White Sales Event” at the White House? I heard they have those inflatable dancing tube guys. And the secret service are doing ride alongs showing how you can lay down covering fire while in self driving mode.

🎙️🔥 Had a ton of fun channeling my inner Mako for this epic Conan ending in #MK1! Who else is hyped for the new playable Conan in Mortal Kombat 1? 🤯⚔️

#MortalKombat1 #ConanTheBarbarian #VoiceActing #MKCommunity #GamingLife #MakoImpression #LegendaryVoices #mkfan

On Donald Trump's 2nd day he fired the head of the Transportation Security Administration, fired the entire Aviation Security Advisory Committee, froze hiring of all Air Traffic Controllers and fired the 100 top FAA security officers.

Hmmm... go figure.

@neildegrassetyson.com if this is true, (www.instagram.com/reel/DDH4yfi... ) would that affect our perception of gravity at the equator more?

Super excited to play #Thanos in the new #squidgame2 ! Thanks to @netflix @demitajohn @the_vsi_group @camlsloan and our very awesome director @kjopson. Not to mention joining the very talented @gregchunva who is reprising his role on the hit show! Have fun watching!

I’ve just realized that pine trees are the “never nudes” of the plant world.

Every time Trump gets away with something else this runs through my head.

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Oh. I thought that was for the trap door! Good to know.

Hey new followers! Welcome to blue Sky! Come on in! The weathers great! No nazis or anything!

Sometimes I hate the real estate that years of advertisements have taken up in my head. I can never hear Stevie Wonders ‘You are the Sunshine of My Life’ without adding ‘Minutemaaaid’ to the end of the tune on every line. youtu.be/b1U6HReJeqo?...

I’ve seen this movie. It doesn’t end well…

www.theregister.com/2024/04/18/d...

Here’s a sneak peek of some at the killer prints I’ll be bringing to sign @fanboy_expo this weekend! March 9th-10th. Thanks to my good friend Jantmor for helping put all of these together. If you’re in the Knoxville area, be sure to stop by, say hi, and see what I got!

Guillermo del Toro said that as a 40 year old man you should be making your inner 12 year old happy. How great to be with these young kids watching them have a chance to shine! My inner 12 year old is riding high. Check out Avatar:The Last Airbender on Netflix! Yip yip!

aww. I would hug you, little cuddlefish.

So I finally get to announce that I am playing Appa and Momo in Netflix’s new live action Avatar: The Last Airbender! I got to take my 12 year old to the red carpet (well, gold) premiere last night and we had a blast! COSTUMING by: @designerjackie
#avatarthelastairbender #appa #momo

Hey Bluesky! How’s the weather?