Merry ChristmattTS
mattts.bsky.social
Merry ChristmattTS
@mattts.bsky.social
Machine learning PhD with a background in electronic engineering. Currently working in the space industry

Reading my profile is doxxing, actually.
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A government source has said that Downing Street has gone in to "full bunker mode" which, if I remember history correctly, means Starmer is in meth withdrawal, has constant diarrhoea and is about to give cyanide to his dog then blow his brains out.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 AM
"I am and always have been, a revolting cunt"
NEW: Wes Streeting says it’s “categorically untrue” that he’s plotting a coup against Keir Starmer.

“Whoever has been briefing this has been watching too much celebrity traitors.

“The briefing about me is the most unjustified attack against the faithful since Joe Marler was banished in the final.”
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Spending tens, or even hundreds of thousands of pounds on a digital marketing ad campaign, and then using AI generated slop for the actual ads themselves, is a very expensive way of telling people you like to cut corners.
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
BBC News - ID photos of 70,000 users may have been leaked, Discord says
www.bbc.com/news/article...
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Kill James Bond for good: all the different Bond actors are a from a different multiverse and have them crossover Spiderman style.
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Mandatory digital ID for all, but no phones for school kids. Also we’re making it so you can’t access the internet without giving all your information to the makers of Fortnite.
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
When are we bringing back the real James?
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Continuity was definitely important in the Bond franchise. He was 90 years old and the events of all the previous films happened to the same man even when they repeated.
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Then why didn't they do something last year?
NEW: Rachel Reeves signals she intends to remove the two-child cap *in full*

"I don't think a child should be penalised because they're in a bigger family through no fault of their own," she tells BBC.
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Cybercuck
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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“This thing is definitely bad for us but no one can say what it is”
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Phones did not murder Brianna Ghey in cold blood.
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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No more noble British tradition than resigning over some nonsense everyone is only pretending to be angry about rather than all of the actually bad things you've done.
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Today was literally the British 9/11 😞
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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More bad news as Keir Starmer unveils new line of Labour Funko’s
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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peggy hill is the gul dukat of king of the hill if you think about it
November 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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why aren't labour's life-changing policies connecting with voters?

they are. it’s why we hate you.
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Iggy was an invaluable tester and contributed so much to the project. He was absolutely brilliant in the game and came up with so many original strategies we had never considered.

Please help us spread the word and as we help find him a living kidney donor. 💙
A plea for help. 🙏
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.

His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org

Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Can you imagine Linehan on Taskmaster? "What do you MEAN move the pickled onions, Alex? They are cutting off healthy teenage breasts and stole my Father Ted musical!!" as he scrolls through a bunch of non consentual photos on his phone.
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
To call the comments and quote posts here a ratio would be an understatement. Labour have fucked it into a different dimension
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Where's your poppy!? Ummm...
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I stand by this, that the mutant dinosaur is basically an XL Bully analogue
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM