Merry ChristmattTS
@mattts.bsky.social
Machine learning PhD with a background in electronic engineering. Currently working in the space industry
Reading my profile is doxxing, actually.
Reading my profile is doxxing, actually.
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A government source has said that Downing Street has gone in to "full bunker mode" which, if I remember history correctly, means Starmer is in meth withdrawal, has constant diarrhoea and is about to give cyanide to his dog then blow his brains out.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 AM
A government source has said that Downing Street has gone in to "full bunker mode" which, if I remember history correctly, means Starmer is in meth withdrawal, has constant diarrhoea and is about to give cyanide to his dog then blow his brains out.
"I am and always have been, a revolting cunt"
NEW: Wes Streeting says it’s “categorically untrue” that he’s plotting a coup against Keir Starmer.
“Whoever has been briefing this has been watching too much celebrity traitors.
“The briefing about me is the most unjustified attack against the faithful since Joe Marler was banished in the final.”
“Whoever has been briefing this has been watching too much celebrity traitors.
“The briefing about me is the most unjustified attack against the faithful since Joe Marler was banished in the final.”
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 AM
"I am and always have been, a revolting cunt"
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Spending tens, or even hundreds of thousands of pounds on a digital marketing ad campaign, and then using AI generated slop for the actual ads themselves, is a very expensive way of telling people you like to cut corners.
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Spending tens, or even hundreds of thousands of pounds on a digital marketing ad campaign, and then using AI generated slop for the actual ads themselves, is a very expensive way of telling people you like to cut corners.
BBC News - ID photos of 70,000 users may have been leaked, Discord says
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
BBC News - ID photos of 70,000 users may have been leaked, Discord says
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Kill James Bond for good: all the different Bond actors are a from a different multiverse and have them crossover Spiderman style.
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Kill James Bond for good: all the different Bond actors are a from a different multiverse and have them crossover Spiderman style.
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Mandatory digital ID for all, but no phones for school kids. Also we’re making it so you can’t access the internet without giving all your information to the makers of Fortnite.
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Mandatory digital ID for all, but no phones for school kids. Also we’re making it so you can’t access the internet without giving all your information to the makers of Fortnite.
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The twat's spent all year bragging about how many people he's deporting while standing in front of a giant Union Jack.
Racism returning to UK politics – and people are very scared, says Starmer
Racism returning to UK politics – and people are very scared, says Starmer
PM attacks ‘toxic division of Reform’ and gives strongest signal yet that two-child benefit cap will be lifted
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UK politics live – latest updates
Decades-old racism is returning to British politics, and “it makes people feel very scared” Keir Starmer has said, warning that divisive hard-right politics was “tearing our country apart”.
Speaking to GP and TV personality Amir Khan, the prime minister accused Nigel Farage’s Reform UK of overseeing a return of the racist and divisive politics “that frankly I thought we had dealt with decades ago”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The twat's spent all year bragging about how many people he's deporting while standing in front of a giant Union Jack.
When are we bringing back the real James?
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
When are we bringing back the real James?
Continuity was definitely important in the Bond franchise. He was 90 years old and the events of all the previous films happened to the same man even when they repeated.
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Continuity was definitely important in the Bond franchise. He was 90 years old and the events of all the previous films happened to the same man even when they repeated.
Then why didn't they do something last year?
NEW: Rachel Reeves signals she intends to remove the two-child cap *in full*
"I don't think a child should be penalised because they're in a bigger family through no fault of their own," she tells BBC.
"I don't think a child should be penalised because they're in a bigger family through no fault of their own," she tells BBC.
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Then why didn't they do something last year?
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Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
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Cybercuck
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Cybercuck
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“This thing is definitely bad for us but no one can say what it is”
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target. n.pr/4qMrN7P
People want to avoid ultra-processed foods. But experts struggle to define them
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target.
n.pr
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“This thing is definitely bad for us but no one can say what it is”
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Phones did not murder Brianna Ghey in cold blood.
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Phones did not murder Brianna Ghey in cold blood.
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No more noble British tradition than resigning over some nonsense everyone is only pretending to be angry about rather than all of the actually bad things you've done.
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
No more noble British tradition than resigning over some nonsense everyone is only pretending to be angry about rather than all of the actually bad things you've done.
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Today was literally the British 9/11 😞
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Today was literally the British 9/11 😞
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More bad news as Keir Starmer unveils new line of Labour Funko’s
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
More bad news as Keir Starmer unveils new line of Labour Funko’s
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peggy hill is the gul dukat of king of the hill if you think about it
November 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
peggy hill is the gul dukat of king of the hill if you think about it
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why aren't labour's life-changing policies connecting with voters?
they are. it’s why we hate you.
they are. it’s why we hate you.
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
why aren't labour's life-changing policies connecting with voters?
they are. it’s why we hate you.
they are. it’s why we hate you.
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Iggy was an invaluable tester and contributed so much to the project. He was absolutely brilliant in the game and came up with so many original strategies we had never considered.
Please help us spread the word and as we help find him a living kidney donor. 💙
Please help us spread the word and as we help find him a living kidney donor. 💙
A plea for help. 🙏
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.
His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org
Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.
His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org
Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Iggy was an invaluable tester and contributed so much to the project. He was absolutely brilliant in the game and came up with so many original strategies we had never considered.
Please help us spread the word and as we help find him a living kidney donor. 💙
Please help us spread the word and as we help find him a living kidney donor. 💙
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Can you imagine Linehan on Taskmaster? "What do you MEAN move the pickled onions, Alex? They are cutting off healthy teenage breasts and stole my Father Ted musical!!" as he scrolls through a bunch of non consentual photos on his phone.
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Can you imagine Linehan on Taskmaster? "What do you MEAN move the pickled onions, Alex? They are cutting off healthy teenage breasts and stole my Father Ted musical!!" as he scrolls through a bunch of non consentual photos on his phone.
To call the comments and quote posts here a ratio would be an understatement. Labour have fucked it into a different dimension
Why aren't Labour's life-changing policies connecting with voters - and what can the party do? It's down to messaging, how it's told, and the messengers...
Why don’t Labour’s workers’ and renters’ rights reforms cut through to voters – and how should they? – LabourList
When millions of workers and renters don’t know you’re doing more to improve their rights than any government in half a century, something is going…
labourlist.org
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
To call the comments and quote posts here a ratio would be an understatement. Labour have fucked it into a different dimension
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Where's your poppy!? Ummm...
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Where's your poppy!? Ummm...
I stand by this, that the mutant dinosaur is basically an XL Bully analogue
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I stand by this, that the mutant dinosaur is basically an XL Bully analogue