Matt Stache
@mattstache.bsky.social
Mustachioed gentleman ne'erdowell. Hobbyist fencer and sword enthusiast. Perpetual wearer of kilts. The bard.
Forgot that I was going to do more thirst traps here. How about a postwork Thirst Trap Thursday?
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Forgot that I was going to do more thirst traps here. How about a postwork Thirst Trap Thursday?
Apparently the occasional thirst trap gets me attention
August 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Apparently the occasional thirst trap gets me attention
Got five yards of fabric? Is it rainbow colored? Gay great kilt!
August 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Got five yards of fabric? Is it rainbow colored? Gay great kilt!
Things got absurd last night.
May 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Things got absurd last night.
Dad was right. Brillo does work for removing rust from your favorite claymore.
April 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Dad was right. Brillo does work for removing rust from your favorite claymore.
Breakfast of champions.
I didn't intend to start the day this way, but it feels right. Catch me with Bottle Of Smoke tonight at Tommy's Pub.
Or catch me on the neighborhood today with Mr. Simon, playing some Irish tunes.
I didn't intend to start the day this way, but it feels right. Catch me with Bottle Of Smoke tonight at Tommy's Pub.
Or catch me on the neighborhood today with Mr. Simon, playing some Irish tunes.
March 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Breakfast of champions.
I didn't intend to start the day this way, but it feels right. Catch me with Bottle Of Smoke tonight at Tommy's Pub.
Or catch me on the neighborhood today with Mr. Simon, playing some Irish tunes.
I didn't intend to start the day this way, but it feels right. Catch me with Bottle Of Smoke tonight at Tommy's Pub.
Or catch me on the neighborhood today with Mr. Simon, playing some Irish tunes.
Use code "STACHE" for 10% off BostonScallyXGuinness cap at Boston Scally.
For those of you wondering about yesterday's post, I'm proud to partner with Boston Scally on this new cap.
#BostonScallyXGuinness #bostonscally #scallycap #flatcap #guinness #lovelydayforaguinness
For those of you wondering about yesterday's post, I'm proud to partner with Boston Scally on this new cap.
#BostonScallyXGuinness #bostonscally #scallycap #flatcap #guinness #lovelydayforaguinness
February 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Use code "STACHE" for 10% off BostonScallyXGuinness cap at Boston Scally.
For those of you wondering about yesterday's post, I'm proud to partner with Boston Scally on this new cap.
#BostonScallyXGuinness #bostonscally #scallycap #flatcap #guinness #lovelydayforaguinness
For those of you wondering about yesterday's post, I'm proud to partner with Boston Scally on this new cap.
#BostonScallyXGuinness #bostonscally #scallycap #flatcap #guinness #lovelydayforaguinness
Eugene loves to sniff me when I come home sweaty from the fencing club
January 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Eugene loves to sniff me when I come home sweaty from the fencing club
I'm also on RedNote now!!!
January 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'm also on RedNote now!!!
I love a good fencing workout, and sometimes indulging my vanity with a sweaty post-fencing selfie.
January 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I love a good fencing workout, and sometimes indulging my vanity with a sweaty post-fencing selfie.
I think we're super to find it today if tiktok is being banned or not. Anyways, my social media is just going to get weird for a little bit.
Here's a photo of me wearing peachlift leggings and bearpaw boots. You should see the rest.
Here's a photo of me wearing peachlift leggings and bearpaw boots. You should see the rest.
January 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I think we're super to find it today if tiktok is being banned or not. Anyways, my social media is just going to get weird for a little bit.
Here's a photo of me wearing peachlift leggings and bearpaw boots. You should see the rest.
Here's a photo of me wearing peachlift leggings and bearpaw boots. You should see the rest.
Imagine this photo but with a 5 paragraph description. That's how it feels to simultaneously drive a Ford F-150 while chewing Five gum. Be the chaos you want to see in the world.
January 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Imagine this photo but with a 5 paragraph description. That's how it feels to simultaneously drive a Ford F-150 while chewing Five gum. Be the chaos you want to see in the world.
Wool. The itch lets you know it's working.
January 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Wool. The itch lets you know it's working.
First workout of the new year complete!
January 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
First workout of the new year complete!
It's whimsical hat season. Also peep the shirt.
December 30, 2024 at 1:07 PM
It's whimsical hat season. Also peep the shirt.
My Irish trad band Bottle Of Smoke came to brunch today
December 8, 2024 at 10:46 PM
My Irish trad band Bottle Of Smoke came to brunch today
December 6, 2024 at 9:31 PM
December 6, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Eugene demands snuggles every morning before I can start my day.
He doesn't sleep in my bed and often leaves my room before morning, but first thing in the morning, he gets restless and fussy until we have morning snuggles.
He doesn't sleep in my bed and often leaves my room before morning, but first thing in the morning, he gets restless and fussy until we have morning snuggles.
November 21, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Eugene demands snuggles every morning before I can start my day.
He doesn't sleep in my bed and often leaves my room before morning, but first thing in the morning, he gets restless and fussy until we have morning snuggles.
He doesn't sleep in my bed and often leaves my room before morning, but first thing in the morning, he gets restless and fussy until we have morning snuggles.
