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Sledge. Yes, really. 🟦
@mattsledge.xyz
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Sarcasm is my weapon. Posts about music/sports/tech/stuff. College football/#MACtion/Lapsed Reds fan. Lives in Oxford, Ohio. Past: Radio dork at WOXY-FM/97X, WNKU and Inhailer.com. Present: I manage. DEI advocate.
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*taps the sign. again*
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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There's no way in Hell this would happen. And if it does... well, I guess Thom might have a damn stroke.
Notification from ESPN discussing the Cincinnati Reds’ potential offseason move, suggesting they should sign Kyle Schwarber, a player from Middletown, Ohio (cue Thom Brenneman). The notification is titled "Perfect offseason move" and shows the ESPN logo along with a small Cincinnati Reds logo.
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Midwestern weather is so dumb. I'm getting ready to go to work dressed up like it's January with the winter coat and hat.

On Saturday it'll be back in the 60's.
Weather forecast for Oxford: Current temperature is 25°F. 11 PM to 4 AM temperatures with mostly clear skies, dropping from 25°F at 11 PM to 22°F at 4 AM. High of 32°F and low of 25°F. Icons indicate varying cloud cover.
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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I am almost shocked that the media panic for the first possible snowfall of the year has not started yet.
Forecast details for Sunday Night and Monday: - **Sunday Night**: Likely rain and snow showers before 7 PM, then a chance of snow showers. Cloudy with a low of around 24°F, northwest wind at 10 mph, gusts up to 21 mph, 60% chance of precipitation, and less than half an inch of new snow accumulation possible. - **Monday**: Snow showers likely after 1 PM, mostly cloudy, high near 35°F, west wind 9-14 mph, 60% chance of precipitation, and less than one inch of new snow accumulation possible.
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Gee, I wonder why she lost. I am STUMPED.
'Most hated person in Colerain' loses trustee election Colerain Township Trustees Dan Unger and Cathy Ulrich won reelection, defeating candidate Carrie Davis. Davis campaigned with election signs declaring herself the "most hated person in Colerain." She is a longtime activist in the township who once sued Colerain officials for violating her First Amendment rights. Davis received 12% of the vote and came in fifth of the five trustee candidates, according to unofficial results.
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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I remember when school board elections used to be boring affairs.
Image of a pamphlet with bold text that reads "EXTREME RIGHT-WING SCHOOL BOARD CANDIDATE PEEPING TOM HEISLER WAS BUSTED." Below, a statement describes Tom Heisler's alleged actions of sneaking around a school, taking photos near student bathrooms, and posting images online to intimidate teachers. The pamphlet emphasizes that Heisler made teachers and students feel unsafe. There are two blurred images depicting a person in a corridor, and the bottom contains contact information for the Ohio Democratic Party. The overall design features striking red and black colors to convey urgency.
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Sports juice, again.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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I’d say Bluesky has the sports juice.
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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A friendly reminder:
Inflatable decorations of Santa Claus and a turkey in a yard. The turkey is wearing a black hat and holding a sign that says, "WAIT YOUR TURN, FAT BOY." Santa Claus appears to be lying on the ground with a candy cane in his hand. Trees and a house are visible in the background.
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Must be a slow news day.
Text on a dark background: "The story of how 2 books bound in human skin ended up in Cincinnati."
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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File under: What could possibly go wrong?

Text announcement stating "Trump announces US will begin testing nuclear weapons after three-decade moratorium.".
October 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Yup.
Two animated characters, one white mouse with large ears and a wide smile (Pinky) and a pink mouse with an angry expression and smaller ears (the Brain), are engaging in conversation. The background is a cartoonish setting, possibly a laboratory. Above them are two text messages discussing the characters' intentions to take over the world. redstopgringo Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform. the-other-sandy At this point, I'm willing to hear Pinky's platform.
October 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Fitting.
October 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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It's not wrong.
"We'll be turning the clocks back soon. Gaining an extra hour in 2025 is like getting a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album".
October 26, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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#BREAKINGNEWS
"Fish Buttholes May Be The Reason We Now Have Fingers, Study Finds".
October 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Eating the food of the Gods before I head into work.
A picture of a cheese coney and five way from Skyline Chili.
October 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Breaking news from the Cincinnati Enquirer: Joe Flacco goes to restaurants and even grocery stores! Like normal people do! WOW!

Want a chance to run into the Bengals' new quarterback? Several spots in Cincinnati have become places for Joe Flacco sightings. Flacco, the potential savior of this Bengals season, has been making his way around Cincinnati restaurants. He's also been spotted at cafes and even a grocery store.
October 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Just as I had assumed. They did the damage before submitting their plans because they knew exactly what they were doing.
"White House Says It Will Submit Ballroom Plans ‘Soon’ as Outrage Grows".
October 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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(stolen from @dandelion444.bsky.social)
Caption: I’m old enough to remember the very first TED Talk. It was most excellent. Picture of Bill And Ted from their movie, presenting their final exam. Which was AMAZING.
October 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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I apologize for nothing.
``` ME, AS A WATER MOLECULE Hey dad. Some of my water molecule friends were talking about condensing, but I'm not sure it's safe. What should I do? That's easy, son. You condense if you want to. You can leave your friends behind. ESS ess ess... AYY ayy ayyy... EFF eff eff eff eff... Goddammit dad... ```
October 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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*taps the sign again, and waits for an adult to show up. somewhere.*
October 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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October 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Sounds familiar.
October 17, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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h/t @adyonka.bsky.social
A picture of a social media posting that says: Mike Toole @MichaelToole it's time to burn the incense it's time to slay the sheep it's time to wake the muppets from a thousand years of sleep Tim Dedopulos @Ghostwoods It's time to raze existence. It's time to banish light. It's time to call the void in, On the Muppet Show tonight.
October 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM