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I am NOT tiresome
The way Noam Chomsky be emailing I’d be more surprised if Epstein wasn’t in there!!!! 😂
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The way Noam Chomsky be emailing I’d be more surprised if Epstein wasn’t in there!!!! 😂
Project 2029 is bringing back pennies. The new pennies will be bigger, more expensive to produce, and cumbersome to carry. We are making the pennies out of gold.
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Project 2029 is bringing back pennies. The new pennies will be bigger, more expensive to produce, and cumbersome to carry. We are making the pennies out of gold.
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2. Until recently, the website assured trans passport holders “remain valid until [their] expiration date.” As of Thursday, that language had been replaced with: “A passport is valid for travel until its date of expiration, until you replace it, or until we invalidate it under federal regulations.”
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
2. Until recently, the website assured trans passport holders “remain valid until [their] expiration date.” As of Thursday, that language had been replaced with: “A passport is valid for travel until its date of expiration, until you replace it, or until we invalidate it under federal regulations.”
My Mother the Car did irreparable harm to the American psyche
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My Mother the Car did irreparable harm to the American psyche
American trying to understand the Monadology:
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
American trying to understand the Monadology:
It’s going to be pretty funny when the government has to declare war on pedocon theory
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It’s going to be pretty funny when the government has to declare war on pedocon theory
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hard for me to get too upset at the NYT or whoever for "killing" stories about the nation's elite and their own reporters palling around and conspiring with infamous pedophile sex traffickers. at the end of the day, you only have so many pages in the newspaper. and maybe someone in NYC saw a deer?
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
hard for me to get too upset at the NYT or whoever for "killing" stories about the nation's elite and their own reporters palling around and conspiring with infamous pedophile sex traffickers. at the end of the day, you only have so many pages in the newspaper. and maybe someone in NYC saw a deer?
I just saw the woke pope listed Life Is Beautiful as one of his letterboxd top 4. Canceled. Canceled!!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I just saw the woke pope listed Life Is Beautiful as one of his letterboxd top 4. Canceled. Canceled!!!
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jd vance 2015: has anyone seen #Archer? #ThatsHowYouGetAnts lol!
jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?
jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
jd vance 2015: has anyone seen #Archer? #ThatsHowYouGetAnts lol!
jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?
jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?
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if you were looking for a good time to go completely insane, i think this is it
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
if you were looking for a good time to go completely insane, i think this is it
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(trying to fit in with a group of criminals, badly) I'm wearing a fuckin wire
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
(trying to fit in with a group of criminals, badly) I'm wearing a fuckin wire
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when the president spent time with mr. epstein's underaged sex trafficking victims, he was noted as "awesome" and "a bit of a Miranda"
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
when the president spent time with mr. epstein's underaged sex trafficking victims, he was noted as "awesome" and "a bit of a Miranda"
When it comes to the sex trafficking of children, getting away with it for decades in spite of the preponderance of evidence due to the dissolution of all shared social reality, etc, I have to say I respectfully disagree with that
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
When it comes to the sex trafficking of children, getting away with it for decades in spite of the preponderance of evidence due to the dissolution of all shared social reality, etc, I have to say I respectfully disagree with that
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Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime
The flu and Covid vaccines make me feel like shit for three days every year. Can I get a vaccine for the freaking vaccine
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The flu and Covid vaccines make me feel like shit for three days every year. Can I get a vaccine for the freaking vaccine
Proudly breaking the Starbucks picket line to have diarrhea in the bathroom 🫡
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Proudly breaking the Starbucks picket line to have diarrhea in the bathroom 🫡
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When a reputation precedes you in your town as "Matt Shoelace", that's how you know you've made very good use of your life.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
When a reputation precedes you in your town as "Matt Shoelace", that's how you know you've made very good use of your life.
Tag yourself I'm "divided by"
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Tag yourself I'm "divided by"
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absolutely incredible legacy, no one like him
hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
absolutely incredible legacy, no one like him
I bought the thing
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I bought the thing