Matt Sheeley
mattsheeley.bsky.social
Matt Sheeley
@mattsheeley.bsky.social
High motor. Low upside.
Takeshita beats Okada in the semis, guaranteeing a new champion.

Finals: Takeshita v Fletcher.
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Being a parent right now means I really can’t be on the internet much because my little ones need me at my best. I can’t get swept away by the doom. Clicking on this app and seeing this message first really helped this morning. Thank you Molly.
October 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This explains a lot of my relationship with my father.
September 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Underrated part of college football is you can say the most made up sounding names and all of us sickos immediately go hell yeah, brother.

Ex: Genesis Smith was like a got damn bloodhound tonight.
September 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I’ll happily take the good news since the bad news just means somberly sitting on the back porch, eating my feelings for a few Saturday nights.
September 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
*Michael Caine puts on Wizards jersey*
September 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Reposted by Matt Sheeley
I held it together until the Nordberg Thumbs Up
August 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Because I love Excel, I’ll miss the ugly. But good for you. Super thankful for the work you put into it every year.
August 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Really fucking mad at myself for reading the screenshot.
August 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Appropriate response to Candice LeRae being the baddest mother fucker of all time.
August 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Love this for TWY.
August 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Instinctively counting the number of people that have opted to go sleeveless to the event would kill me before services even start.

But that also just might be most Tampa funerals?
August 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
French Stewart.
July 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Brian Knobbs can now embrace his poetry.
July 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
He said he partied with John Belushi before/after Wrestlemania 2…who had already been dead for 4 years.
July 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
She basically became Terry Funk for a year…if Terry Funk had ever been impregnated by Mark Henry and gave birth to a hand but I digress.
July 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM