Takeshita beats Okada in the semis, guaranteeing a new champion.

Finals: Takeshita v Fletcher.

Being a parent right now means I really can’t be on the internet much because my little ones need me at my best. I can’t get swept away by the doom. Clicking on this app and seeing this message first really helped this morning. Thank you Molly.

This explains a lot of my relationship with my father.

Underrated part of college football is you can say the most made up sounding names and all of us sickos immediately go hell yeah, brother.

Ex: Genesis Smith was like a got damn bloodhound tonight.

I’ll happily take the good news since the bad news just means somberly sitting on the back porch, eating my feelings for a few Saturday nights.

*Michael Caine puts on Wizards jersey*

I held it together until the Nordberg Thumbs Up

Because I love Excel, I’ll miss the ugly. But good for you. Super thankful for the work you put into it every year.

Really fucking mad at myself for reading the screenshot.

Appropriate response to Candice LeRae being the baddest mother fucker of all time.

Love this for TWY.

Instinctively counting the number of people that have opted to go sleeveless to the event would kill me before services even start.

But that also just might be most Tampa funerals?

French Stewart.

Brian Knobbs can now embrace his poetry.

He said he partied with John Belushi before/after Wrestlemania 2…who had already been dead for 4 years.

She basically became Terry Funk for a year…if Terry Funk had ever been impregnated by Mark Henry and gave birth to a hand but I digress.