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Just want to get on the record that I have not seen anybody of that name commit any sort of crime, felony or otherwise
OMG What Marvin Harrison Jr did to Daron Bland should be a felony
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just want to get on the record that I have not seen anybody of that name commit any sort of crime, felony or otherwise
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Obviously, this is loser shit, but I think AI has really cemented itself as the visual language of fascism. It's anti-human, flattened, uninteresting, and cheap. It's like looking at a Potemkin Village and thinking that's the same as architecture.
October 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Obviously, this is loser shit, but I think AI has really cemented itself as the visual language of fascism. It's anti-human, flattened, uninteresting, and cheap. It's like looking at a Potemkin Village and thinking that's the same as architecture.
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BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.
September 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
I’ve never felt more patriotic.
These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.
September 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I’ve never felt more patriotic.
@mikegolicjr.bsky.social You’re in Tucson!? I hope you’ve had a Sonoran dog today. Welcome to our kinda shitty but always beautiful town. #BearDown
August 31, 2025 at 3:53 AM
@mikegolicjr.bsky.social You’re in Tucson!? I hope you’ve had a Sonoran dog today. Welcome to our kinda shitty but always beautiful town. #BearDown
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Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen
August 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen
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<) )╯SATURDAY
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August 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
(•_•)
<) )╯COLLEGE
/ \
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\( (> FOOTBALL
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<) )╯SATURDAY
/ \
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\( (> FOOTBALL
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I held it together until the Nordberg Thumbs Up
August 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I held it together until the Nordberg Thumbs Up
@iankarmel.bsky.social @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social Pretty sure we need @talkhoops.bsky.social take on these as the Oakley expert.
Meta just announced Oakley smart glasses. They start at $399, and they'll be available later this summer www.theverge.com/news/690133/...
June 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
@iankarmel.bsky.social @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social Pretty sure we need @talkhoops.bsky.social take on these as the Oakley expert.
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Brody King with the Abolish Ice shirt in Arena Mexico #AEWDynamite
June 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Brody King with the Abolish Ice shirt in Arena Mexico #AEWDynamite
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the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist,
June 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist,
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The good part of AI is that the only thing a writer can do to combat it is to become more human. Make your writing weirder, hornier, more violent, absurd, poetic, difficult, political, jagged, dreamlike, ironic, surreal, alive. You don't have any choice but to plumb the depths.
May 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The good part of AI is that the only thing a writer can do to combat it is to become more human. Make your writing weirder, hornier, more violent, absurd, poetic, difficult, political, jagged, dreamlike, ironic, surreal, alive. You don't have any choice but to plumb the depths.
Getting borderline horned up watching Knicks/Pacers. Incredible first quarter of basketball.
May 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Getting borderline horned up watching Knicks/Pacers. Incredible first quarter of basketball.
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Hope Ryan Day spends the offseason kicking in doors in the Columbus area and eating stuff straight out of strangers’ cabinets like a problem bear
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hope Ryan Day spends the offseason kicking in doors in the Columbus area and eating stuff straight out of strangers’ cabinets like a problem bear