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Matt Serafini
@mattserafini.bsky.social
· Nov 10
I cannot wait to one day tell my children about the night that I went to a Third Eye Blind concert, alone.
Something darkly funny about Shrek appearing during the in memoriam section
March 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Something darkly funny about Shrek appearing during the in memoriam section
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went to the soft open for my buddy’s new pizza shop and the menu was on lock
February 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
went to the soft open for my buddy’s new pizza shop and the menu was on lock
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Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
February 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
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The first person to discover that sticking your hand inside a Muppet brings it to life must have been so scared.
January 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The first person to discover that sticking your hand inside a Muppet brings it to life must have been so scared.
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My daughter just sent me this meme, and the only rational conclusion is that I am a great mother.
November 4, 2024 at 12:03 AM
My daughter just sent me this meme, and the only rational conclusion is that I am a great mother.
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I bet one of the first things people do now after they die is go annoy John and George, heaven must suck for them
January 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I bet one of the first things people do now after they die is go annoy John and George, heaven must suck for them
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In Super Mario 3D World, whenever the player characters are wearing blocks on their heads, their upper bodies are deformed underneath so they can fit inside without any parts poking out. By moving the camera inside the block, the extent of the deformation can be seen.
January 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
In Super Mario 3D World, whenever the player characters are wearing blocks on their heads, their upper bodies are deformed underneath so they can fit inside without any parts poking out. By moving the camera inside the block, the extent of the deformation can be seen.
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🧵 1/5 When social media billionaires wield algorithms like weapons and give N*zi salutes to celebrate their victories, it's easy to be consumed by rage.
I know I feel it.
I know I feel it.
January 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
🧵 1/5 When social media billionaires wield algorithms like weapons and give N*zi salutes to celebrate their victories, it's easy to be consumed by rage.
I know I feel it.
I know I feel it.
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Goodbye old friend! Welcome to the greatest apps of all time Hall of Fame. Thank you to the developers and writers who kept this going all these years, especially making the end of the run so much fun. Muh Springfield babies!
January 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Goodbye old friend! Welcome to the greatest apps of all time Hall of Fame. Thank you to the developers and writers who kept this going all these years, especially making the end of the run so much fun. Muh Springfield babies!
dear Apple TV: if you are gonna put a behind the scenes featurette after the credits of a show, please stop fucking auto playing a different show as soon as the credits start! I WANT to watch the behind the scenes thing!!! (This goes for HBO too)
January 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
dear Apple TV: if you are gonna put a behind the scenes featurette after the credits of a show, please stop fucking auto playing a different show as soon as the credits start! I WANT to watch the behind the scenes thing!!! (This goes for HBO too)
love to get a parking ticket in the middle of a state of emergency ❤️ thank you Burbank I didn’t need that money anyway it’s fine
January 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
love to get a parking ticket in the middle of a state of emergency ❤️ thank you Burbank I didn’t need that money anyway it’s fine
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Pleasant automated voice: Thank you for calling our customer service line that doesn't work. Did you know? You can also use our online customer service tool that doesn't work
January 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Pleasant automated voice: Thank you for calling our customer service line that doesn't work. Did you know? You can also use our online customer service tool that doesn't work
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to the guy who siad "fuck Dabbing" in the group chat at 2am and got no reacts—im sorry. we all thought that was very good but we were asleep
January 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
to the guy who siad "fuck Dabbing" in the group chat at 2am and got no reacts—im sorry. we all thought that was very good but we were asleep
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thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who gave to my gofundme and FULLY funded my Polar Express Surgery. as we speak, the doctor is preparing to move my eyes the exact wrong distance apart. they are removing 24% of my polygons. tom hanks is here. i can’t believe this is is my life
January 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who gave to my gofundme and FULLY funded my Polar Express Surgery. as we speak, the doctor is preparing to move my eyes the exact wrong distance apart. they are removing 24% of my polygons. tom hanks is here. i can’t believe this is is my life
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missed a spare at bowling and the scoreboard played an animation of me eating a log of shit with a knife and fork
December 31, 2024 at 5:42 PM
missed a spare at bowling and the scoreboard played an animation of me eating a log of shit with a knife and fork
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It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
December 21, 2024 at 1:25 AM
It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
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Reminder Superman is not a power fantasy, he's an altruism fantasy.
The idea of someone with godlike powers using them solely for good (with an antagonist who is a billionaire, who by definition do the opposite) was dreamt up by Jewish kids in the 30s and its just as if not more relevant now.
The idea of someone with godlike powers using them solely for good (with an antagonist who is a billionaire, who by definition do the opposite) was dreamt up by Jewish kids in the 30s and its just as if not more relevant now.
December 19, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Reminder Superman is not a power fantasy, he's an altruism fantasy.
The idea of someone with godlike powers using them solely for good (with an antagonist who is a billionaire, who by definition do the opposite) was dreamt up by Jewish kids in the 30s and its just as if not more relevant now.
The idea of someone with godlike powers using them solely for good (with an antagonist who is a billionaire, who by definition do the opposite) was dreamt up by Jewish kids in the 30s and its just as if not more relevant now.
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Every monthly comic should have a recap blurb. Do not trust me to remember what happened.
December 18, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Every monthly comic should have a recap blurb. Do not trust me to remember what happened.
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Six years working on this script and this is all I have.
December 15, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Six years working on this script and this is all I have.
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Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
December 9, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it