Matt Policastro
@mattpolicastro.bsky.social
Distinguished fellow of Some Such Nonsense Studies. Data science and experimentation. Keep it wavy. @mattpolicastro on most sites worth using
I listen to a lot of ambient and these are low-key hilarious
It’s miserable to switch browser tab groups but I have four different Pandora stations at a button press, so who could say if it’s good or bad
It’s miserable to switch browser tab groups but I have four different Pandora stations at a button press, so who could say if it’s good or bad
September 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I listen to a lot of ambient and these are low-key hilarious
It’s miserable to switch browser tab groups but I have four different Pandora stations at a button press, so who could say if it’s good or bad
It’s miserable to switch browser tab groups but I have four different Pandora stations at a button press, so who could say if it’s good or bad
I am humbled beyond belief that Mr Daniel FedEx Support is on the case (and began being on the case a short half hour ago)
Truly, the promise of the internet has been fulfilled
Truly, the promise of the internet has been fulfilled
September 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I am humbled beyond belief that Mr Daniel FedEx Support is on the case (and began being on the case a short half hour ago)
Truly, the promise of the internet has been fulfilled
Truly, the promise of the internet has been fulfilled
Breaking: Divvy has embraced American isolationism
September 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Breaking: Divvy has embraced American isolationism
I made a shandy from equal parts raspberry lemonade crystal light and pils as a ride recovery treat and actually it tastes pretty good
June 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I made a shandy from equal parts raspberry lemonade crystal light and pils as a ride recovery treat and actually it tastes pretty good
The cottonwoods. They have taken everything from me
June 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The cottonwoods. They have taken everything from me
Chicago strong.
June 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Chicago strong.
Yeah, that dust storm was not a joke to get caught on a bike in
May 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Yeah, that dust storm was not a joke to get caught on a bike in
Quote post with a picture of the plane you’d expect as a bribe.
(To the tune of the Simpsons’ “Monorail”: EKRANOPLAN)
(To the tune of the Simpsons’ “Monorail”: EKRANOPLAN)
May 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Quote post with a picture of the plane you’d expect as a bribe.
(To the tune of the Simpsons’ “Monorail”: EKRANOPLAN)
(To the tune of the Simpsons’ “Monorail”: EKRANOPLAN)
We’ve been through too much together to let it end without a fight.
May 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We’ve been through too much together to let it end without a fight.
I’m coming for you, pal
May 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m coming for you, pal
Ok, the new photo mode they added is actually pretty great. Forgive me
April 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Ok, the new photo mode they added is actually pretty great. Forgive me
I have only a vague notion of what I’m trying to accomplish here (15 modular engines per minute) but here, have the ~500m ring I spent an unreasonable amount of time on
April 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I have only a vague notion of what I’m trying to accomplish here (15 modular engines per minute) but here, have the ~500m ring I spent an unreasonable amount of time on
You can’t make this shit up—he’s the corrupt evil technocrat who ran a Neo Business Plot from Splinter Cell: Conviction
April 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
You can’t make this shit up—he’s the corrupt evil technocrat who ran a Neo Business Plot from Splinter Cell: Conviction
While we’re at it can I get emotional damages for this weirdo being shoved onto my home screen in the last update
April 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
While we’re at it can I get emotional damages for this weirdo being shoved onto my home screen in the last update
(That being said this passage from @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social in Garbage Day is completely fair and had me thinking a lot today)
March 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
(That being said this passage from @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social in Garbage Day is completely fair and had me thinking a lot today)
Watching the Tesla share price steadily deflate really has been a balm for my spirits
March 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Watching the Tesla share price steadily deflate really has been a balm for my spirits
Remember when this was at least kind of amusing rather than entirely bleak
February 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Remember when this was at least kind of amusing rather than entirely bleak
I normally don’t go for this kind of thing, but this is fascinating
February 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I normally don’t go for this kind of thing, but this is fascinating
Simply cannot wrap my brain around the current moment, so here’s the prototype pantry pullout I threw together this evening
February 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Simply cannot wrap my brain around the current moment, so here’s the prototype pantry pullout I threw together this evening
Good timeline synchronicity
December 30, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Good timeline synchronicity