Texas Ex
mattpmiller.bsky.social
Texas Ex
@mattpmiller.bsky.social
Like a pirate had a baby with an angel
Roses are red
The Vatican is dope
The conclave elected
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May 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
A group of assholes is known as a concentration
February 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
TeXaS hAsN’t PlAyEd AnYoNe! #HookEm #Longhorns
December 31, 2024 at 8:19 PM
December 31, 2024 at 5:59 AM
I’ve done everything within my power to jinx aggy
November 24, 2024 at 12:54 AM
:/
January 1, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Go to inspirobot.me and get motivated for 2024.
January 1, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Should we really be surprised that the lady who slept with Ted Cruz would get horned up by this guy?
September 16, 2023 at 12:33 PM
Jesus, how long can bird-site last when their own ads are getting scam warnings
August 17, 2023 at 9:52 PM
People out there rending their clothes and gnashing their teeth to get an invite and someone just makes an account for an 8-bit penguin
July 3, 2023 at 9:57 PM