Matt Milton
@mattmilton.bsky.social
Excel nerd, Trek nerd, TTRPG nerd, video game nerd, Marvel nerd.
The best thing about this song is singing "we built this city on wheat and ore!" when playing Settlers of Catan.
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The best thing about this song is singing "we built this city on wheat and ore!" when playing Settlers of Catan.
I wonder if these were all in a "review and consider for posting" queue for a staffer to sort through, and they all got set to "approve" accidentally. The Orange One does his own posting but a lot has to be his media team.
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I wonder if these were all in a "review and consider for posting" queue for a staffer to sort through, and they all got set to "approve" accidentally. The Orange One does his own posting but a lot has to be his media team.
HR said that using my Batman action figures to beat up coworker action figures is frowned upon.
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
HR said that using my Batman action figures to beat up coworker action figures is frowned upon.
After hitting the ground, it was a grassy roll.
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
After hitting the ground, it was a grassy roll.
This is stupid. I love it.
October 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is stupid. I love it.
What happened to winning? I thought I was gonna see winning? Is pulling your content from air one poop-break before showtine considered winning?
September 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
What happened to winning? I thought I was gonna see winning? Is pulling your content from air one poop-break before showtine considered winning?
"This is a great basket! I think I'll keep ALL my eggs here!"
September 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"This is a great basket! I think I'll keep ALL my eggs here!"
There's close-up video on reddit /r/PublicFreakout if you want it. It's graphic and a lot of blood. I'm not a bloodologist, but it doesn't look survivable.
September 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
There's close-up video on reddit /r/PublicFreakout if you want it. It's graphic and a lot of blood. I'm not a bloodologist, but it doesn't look survivable.
16, if you mean the cat. 100+ if you mean the couch, though the new upholstery is about 3. 5-7 for the remote, and 4-6 for the weird grippy cover on the remote.
September 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
16, if you mean the cat. 100+ if you mean the couch, though the new upholstery is about 3. 5-7 for the remote, and 4-6 for the weird grippy cover on the remote.
It's technically the "Netflix signaling device"
September 9, 2025 at 6:06 AM
It's technically the "Netflix signaling device"
Right? Like, we don't even have NetFlix anymore. Useless button. It only serves to remind us, "ooh yeah, we cancelled that."
September 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Right? Like, we don't even have NetFlix anymore. Useless button. It only serves to remind us, "ooh yeah, we cancelled that."
So long as he doesn't have a mana bar, too.
August 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
So long as he doesn't have a mana bar, too.
Putting the "sub" in subway.
July 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Putting the "sub" in subway.
We need a hundred thousand "Under Construction" .gifs, stat!
June 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
We need a hundred thousand "Under Construction" .gifs, stat!
Until they try to meet demand, overfish catastrophically, and destroy the population. They're going to fish themselves out of an entire industry.
April 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Until they try to meet demand, overfish catastrophically, and destroy the population. They're going to fish themselves out of an entire industry.
"Ash fell from the sky." - from The Final Empire, Book 1 of the Mistborn trilogy, by Brandon Sanderson.
January 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"Ash fell from the sky." - from The Final Empire, Book 1 of the Mistborn trilogy, by Brandon Sanderson.
This came out in October 2024, though it may not have made it to all end users until recently, especially with corporate timelines.
Turn this on bu Alt+W+E+F, or the View tab, and Focus Cell. Note that this currently doesn't work with Freeze Rows, but it's handy anyway!
Turn this on bu Alt+W+E+F, or the View tab, and Focus Cell. Note that this currently doesn't work with Freeze Rows, but it's handy anyway!
January 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This came out in October 2024, though it may not have made it to all end users until recently, especially with corporate timelines.
Turn this on bu Alt+W+E+F, or the View tab, and Focus Cell. Note that this currently doesn't work with Freeze Rows, but it's handy anyway!
Turn this on bu Alt+W+E+F, or the View tab, and Focus Cell. Note that this currently doesn't work with Freeze Rows, but it's handy anyway!
I'll just wander into the living room and look for a minute at whatever somebody else is watching. Then cross my arms and grunt noncommittally. And continue watching for the next half hour. As dads do.
December 24, 2024 at 1:36 AM
I'll just wander into the living room and look for a minute at whatever somebody else is watching. Then cross my arms and grunt noncommittally. And continue watching for the next half hour. As dads do.
"Nope, dissociating is the best I can do. Maybe go halfsies on a nap?"
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 AM
"Nope, dissociating is the best I can do. Maybe go halfsies on a nap?"
"Why is Matt Gaetz posting this...? Huh. Oohhhhhh."
November 14, 2024 at 6:27 AM
"Why is Matt Gaetz posting this...? Huh. Oohhhhhh."
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November 13, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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Wrap this inside a Unique and CountA to get how many unique values there are, that are actually populated, and it auto-updates without needing a pivot table refresh.
November 13, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Wrap this inside a Unique and CountA to get how many unique values there are, that are actually populated, and it auto-updates without needing a pivot table refresh.