Matthew Lane
@mattlane.bsky.social
Florida Man living in DC. Opinions are my own.
It's now complete and total war for the throne in a tight game.
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It's now complete and total war for the throne in a tight game.
Fierce battle for the universe (actually we are still being very political with only minor skirmishes so far)
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Fierce battle for the universe (actually we are still being very political with only minor skirmishes so far)
Fierce battle for the universe (actually we are still being very political with only minor skirmishes so far)
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Fierce battle for the universe (actually we are still being very political with only minor skirmishes so far)
I hate this timeline.
October 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I hate this timeline.
While I still believe AI is probably unprofitable enough to be a bubble, I really want to caution people against thinking AI is going away. For example, here's from a recent CDT report. It's use is pervasive and alarming and we need to be dealing with that reality.
October 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
While I still believe AI is probably unprofitable enough to be a bubble, I really want to caution people against thinking AI is going away. For example, here's from a recent CDT report. It's use is pervasive and alarming and we need to be dealing with that reality.
The Hatch Act is dead.
October 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The Hatch Act is dead.
Someone taught the ground squirrels in Colorado about Instagram and now they pose for you.
September 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Someone taught the ground squirrels in Colorado about Instagram and now they pose for you.
"What's even on this thing?"
So far shuffle has been Oddisee and Talib Kweli.
So far shuffle has been Oddisee and Talib Kweli.
September 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"What's even on this thing?"
So far shuffle has been Oddisee and Talib Kweli.
So far shuffle has been Oddisee and Talib Kweli.
Come see me at DragonCon
August 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Come see me at DragonCon
It's hard to overstate how much this dog loves pillows.
August 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It's hard to overstate how much this dog loves pillows.
I just sleeved my copy and I'm ready to bring it to DragonCon.
August 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I just sleeved my copy and I'm ready to bring it to DragonCon.
Because game prices haven't kept up with inflation and this is the compromise they had to make.
August 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Because game prices haven't kept up with inflation and this is the compromise they had to make.
X/Twitter's global affairs team really should be talking to Elon Musk about his support of KOSA in the US - a bill with far more similarities than differences.
August 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
X/Twitter's global affairs team really should be talking to Elon Musk about his support of KOSA in the US - a bill with far more similarities than differences.
I'm going to become the Joker.
July 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm going to become the Joker.
I wish I could tell you that there was a better reason for lawmakers trying to get the government to force kids off social media than they don't like telling their own kids no.
But...
But...
July 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I wish I could tell you that there was a better reason for lawmakers trying to get the government to force kids off social media than they don't like telling their own kids no.
But...
But...
Superman is an undocumented immigrant!!!
July 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Superman is an undocumented immigrant!!!
I love my job, but sometimes they just stack up.
(Amicus briefs too)
(Amicus briefs too)
June 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I love my job, but sometimes they just stack up.
(Amicus briefs too)
(Amicus briefs too)
It's a good thing that they have an expert in Medicare fraud in Senator Rick Scott.
June 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It's a good thing that they have an expert in Medicare fraud in Senator Rick Scott.
I know it's cool to hate AI but I had it make me this table* and it seems like this is the most expensive reconciliation in history. If only a reporter could check this.
*This ain't my job I'm not looking that up.
*This ain't my job I'm not looking that up.
June 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I know it's cool to hate AI but I had it make me this table* and it seems like this is the most expensive reconciliation in history. If only a reporter could check this.
*This ain't my job I'm not looking that up.
*This ain't my job I'm not looking that up.
So it's both shit and expensive.
June 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
So it's both shit and expensive.
So far on my vacation I've had incredible cocktails for $9, won a boardgame, and watched a friend win a raft race as Mad Max
May 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
So far on my vacation I've had incredible cocktails for $9, won a boardgame, and watched a friend win a raft race as Mad Max
I wonder if Trump asked for this personally.
May 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I wonder if Trump asked for this personally.
Me: Hmm Gasoline is making new music I wonder if they are reprinting their old records on vinyl.
(guess not)
(guess not)
April 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Me: Hmm Gasoline is making new music I wonder if they are reprinting their old records on vinyl.
(guess not)
(guess not)
Unfortunately I've rediscovered another caffeine ritual.
April 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Unfortunately I've rediscovered another caffeine ritual.