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matt keno
@mattkeno.bsky.social
He/him, Union pipefitter, punk rock enthusiast, cat lover, dog dad, wife worshipper, Tim Robinson fanatic
Just hit my 13 year yesterday, I don't know what i would do at family parties if I didn't occasionally escape for a smoke. Congrats on making it through, merry Christmas, and keep racking up that sober time. It'll be worth it, I promise!
December 25, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Rooting for you!
December 7, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Didn't know about his surgery but now I'm going to listen to out patient in a whole new light! Didn't give them a listen until after years of lagwagon referencing them, totally hooked now! Just found jets to brazil in September and this happened
November 27, 2024 at 1:48 AM
November 25, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I might be obsessed with matching my dog to her namesake
November 24, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Show me your pet and what they were named after
November 24, 2024 at 3:32 AM
It's actually my fault for sleeping on jawbreaker for so long and only recently discovering jets to brazil, and autumn walker is just too damn good to not listen on repeat for months
November 22, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Jeff got dethroned as my top listen this year by bands that no longer exist. I think it means we need a new death rosenstock album in 2025
November 22, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Showed up at the tax day tea party in 2009 and quickly realized it was not my scene
November 20, 2024 at 3:57 PM
My buddy has a husky that could jump 8' fences, nightmare. Now he's old and overweight because he can't let him off a lead. Got me a pomsky, full-grown 25 lbs. Short bursts of energy but otherwise chill and super smart!
November 16, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Lawyers who are more qualified to be AG than Matt Gaetz
November 16, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Anybody post yellow Parenti on here yet?
November 16, 2024 at 2:56 AM
November 13, 2024 at 4:44 AM
BFFs
November 12, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Me, when there's not a single person in the world who can or will hold Trump accountable for any of the crimes he commits almost daily
November 12, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I've never fought for anything, but I'm fighting for these snacks
August 17, 2023 at 12:37 AM
August 15, 2023 at 9:20 PM
This is it. This is the song that will empower the working class to act against the ruling elite by *checks notes* kicking poor people off food stamps
August 15, 2023 at 2:28 PM
August 5, 2023 at 11:07 PM
I honestly feel like you'd have to be racist to believe ufo's almost exclusively only visit the US and England. Least welcoming nations with itchy trigger fingers on their nukes, shooting down balloons, but great place to hover over farms with their interstellar vehicles
August 1, 2023 at 1:14 AM
"Elon Musk and his executives teased a new area Tesla may look at entering — home heating"

As a hvac guy, if Tesla is heating your home, I'm not entering it
July 27, 2023 at 10:58 PM
July 24, 2023 at 9:35 PM
Elon Musk when he saw the letter X
July 24, 2023 at 1:36 AM
Every day opening Twitter
July 23, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Does bluesky have a punk scene yet?
July 23, 2023 at 7:57 PM