Matt Husser
@matthusser.bsky.social
Writing at The Hard Times, The Needling
that's just Mitch McConnell
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
that's just Mitch McConnell
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[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
well the good news is we'll still have "elections"
October 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
well the good news is we'll still have "elections"
If someone was muttering this next to you on the bus you'd switch seats
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
October 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
If someone was muttering this next to you on the bus you'd switch seats
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Feel like I’m going insane with the revisionist history that Charlie Kirk fostered open debate. He chilled speech and his targeting of professors for wrongthink led to threats, harassment, and being forced out of their jobs. His legacy is chilling speech right now, about him
September 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Feel like I’m going insane with the revisionist history that Charlie Kirk fostered open debate. He chilled speech and his targeting of professors for wrongthink led to threats, harassment, and being forced out of their jobs. His legacy is chilling speech right now, about him
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
cheap t-shirt at a full moon party in Thailand circa 2010 ass art
September 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
cheap t-shirt at a full moon party in Thailand circa 2010 ass art
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Fact-Checking Trump On Crime theonion.com/fact-ch...
August 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Fact-Checking Trump On Crime theonion.com/fact-ch...
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the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back
August 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back
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Biggest Revelations From The New Gwyneth Paltrow Biography theonion.com/biggest...
August 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Biggest Revelations From The New Gwyneth Paltrow Biography theonion.com/biggest...
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On August 7 at SIFF Cinema Downtown, founder and editor of local satirical news outlet @theneedling.com, Lex Vaughn, will present ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY (2004) for Talking Pictures!
You are encouraged to wear your best '70s news anchor outfit for the occasion. 😌
You are encouraged to wear your best '70s news anchor outfit for the occasion. 😌
Talking Pictures: Lex Vaughn presents Anchorman
Join SIFF for Talking Pictures, a series of film experiences where local luminaries host a screening of a film of their choice at SIFF Cinemas and share with audiences how it has impacted them. On Aug...
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July 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
On August 7 at SIFF Cinema Downtown, founder and editor of local satirical news outlet @theneedling.com, Lex Vaughn, will present ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY (2004) for Talking Pictures!
You are encouraged to wear your best '70s news anchor outfit for the occasion. 😌
You are encouraged to wear your best '70s news anchor outfit for the occasion. 😌
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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THE WOKE AND GAY CHARITY STREAM IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!
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July 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
THE WOKE AND GAY CHARITY STREAM IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!
Live now on twitch.tv/HardDriveMag
Donate: t.co/STX4gJAhn8
Live now on twitch.tv/HardDriveMag
Donate: t.co/STX4gJAhn8
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The goal is to imprison as many of us as possible in their concentration camps in order to force us to do their slave labor they require after firing all of us and making us unhoused.
It’s not a shock, but we don’t require surprise in order to be outraged.
This has to be stopped.
It’s not a shock, but we don’t require surprise in order to be outraged.
This has to be stopped.
The president just issued an executive order to curb "Crime and Disorder on America's Streets"
Its primary target: unhoused people share.google/1JD7LxJ9oW2r...
Its primary target: unhoused people share.google/1JD7LxJ9oW2r...
Ending Crime and Disorder on America's Streets
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose and
share.google
July 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The goal is to imprison as many of us as possible in their concentration camps in order to force us to do their slave labor they require after firing all of us and making us unhoused.
It’s not a shock, but we don’t require surprise in order to be outraged.
This has to be stopped.
It’s not a shock, but we don’t require surprise in order to be outraged.
This has to be stopped.
Hulk Hogan Dead at 71 Following Prolonged Battle With Shirts
Hulk Hogan has died at 71, TMZ reports
Hulk Hogan Dead at 71
Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old, TMZ Sports has learned.
www.tmz.com
July 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hulk Hogan Dead at 71 Following Prolonged Battle With Shirts
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The Woke And Gay Charity Stream to raise money for @translifeline.org kicks off at 8PM ET on 7/25 and goes until 8PM ET 7/26
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July 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The Woke And Gay Charity Stream to raise money for @translifeline.org kicks off at 8PM ET on 7/25 and goes until 8PM ET 7/26
DONATE HERE: tilt.fyi/ew6I2v1vGW
SUBSCRIBE: Twitch.tv/HardDriveMag
FULL SCHEDULE IN THREAD 👇
DONATE HERE: tilt.fyi/ew6I2v1vGW
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FULL SCHEDULE IN THREAD 👇
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bluesky is boring guys there isn’t even an AI chatbot that tells you to worship hitler
July 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
bluesky is boring guys there isn’t even an AI chatbot that tells you to worship hitler
so he's starting a....White Party?
July 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
so he's starting a....White Party?
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‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
July 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
so who's ready to celebrate this vile dumpster country tomorrow
July 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
so who's ready to celebrate this vile dumpster country tomorrow
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Okay maybe this is too hot a take for 5:30pm on a Saturday but I think meme accounts that don’t give any attribution paved the way for people to accept AI words and imagery because it separated culture and entertainment from the idea that someone had to have those thoughts and compose them.
June 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Okay maybe this is too hot a take for 5:30pm on a Saturday but I think meme accounts that don’t give any attribution paved the way for people to accept AI words and imagery because it separated culture and entertainment from the idea that someone had to have those thoughts and compose them.
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Hard Drive Presents: A Woke And Gay Charity Stream
Donations go to @translifeline.org
7/25-7/26 8PM ET-8PM ET
Guests include:
@mikedrucker.bsky.social
@giantbomb.bsky.social
@katmabu.bsky.social
@airbagged.bsky.social
@leovader.com, and more!
🏳⚧More details to follow🏳⚧
Donations go to @translifeline.org
7/25-7/26 8PM ET-8PM ET
Guests include:
@mikedrucker.bsky.social
@giantbomb.bsky.social
@katmabu.bsky.social
@airbagged.bsky.social
@leovader.com, and more!
🏳⚧More details to follow🏳⚧
June 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hard Drive Presents: A Woke And Gay Charity Stream
Donations go to @translifeline.org
7/25-7/26 8PM ET-8PM ET
Guests include:
@mikedrucker.bsky.social
@giantbomb.bsky.social
@katmabu.bsky.social
@airbagged.bsky.social
@leovader.com, and more!
🏳⚧More details to follow🏳⚧
Donations go to @translifeline.org
7/25-7/26 8PM ET-8PM ET
Guests include:
@mikedrucker.bsky.social
@giantbomb.bsky.social
@katmabu.bsky.social
@airbagged.bsky.social
@leovader.com, and more!
🏳⚧More details to follow🏳⚧
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June 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Nation Agrees Your Tiny, One-Road Country Town Definitely The One Getting Nuked by Iran: tinyurl.com/2s3sx6zd
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Help SPD Name Its New Urban Warfare Tank! tinyurl.com/yysvmwa4
June 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Help SPD Name Its New Urban Warfare Tank! tinyurl.com/yysvmwa4