I propose a new rule: everyone who thinks there's a crisis in masculinity must demonstrate that they can survive alone in the woods for at least one month before they're allowed to do interviews about it.

I can't speak for anyone else who kept watching, but for me, The Walking Dead got bad in a way that I found both entertaining and low-key fascinating. It was my special garbage (albeit not special enough to keep me hanging on through all the spinoffs they're doing now).

I did the literal opposite, never watched a second of Game of Thrones until the Season 8 freakout landed, then went "OK, I guess I'd better see what this is all about" and got started. I am fully aware that there's something wrong with my brain.

How in the world can anyone hate Matthew Lillard, an actor who somehow managed to be borderline Oscar-worthy in a frickin Scooby-Doo movie (that was in all other respects terrible)?

i'm going to pass a law that says everyone who wants to own major film studios has to have a documented history of liking movies

the us foreign policy manual:

The same group of people who brought civilization to its knees because cartoon characters' boobs weren't big enough will not win any war against the rest of us. For all their posturing, these are the softest people in the world.

Yes, and also, to whom it may concern, a fun fact: Under this map, every single district in Indiana is now less Trump-favorable than that special election that just happened in Tennessee.

Doomerism is tempting in these times, lord knows, but I'm not sure why people feel the need to be evangelists for hopelessness. Who does that help? What does that change? If somebody else still has hope and wants to fight, *let* them.

anyway this isn’t a legally difficult question it is a politically difficult question for the conservative majority and the only thing we’re waiting to see is if they will ignore political pressure and follow the clear text of the constitution or bend to the president’s demands.

He should lose his medical license.

All of my writing is super clean, on account of I don’t know how to write non-embarrassing sex scenes, but I am proud to stand shoulder to shoulder with all of you creating the filthiest smut you can think of. Heroes, one and all.

Probably the Occam’s razor explanation is that he’s brain poisoned himself to some extent. I also think there’s a chance he knows we’re in endgame and the only thing that will save his project now is giving Trump every advantage and praying the new monarchy holds.