Matthew Pritt
@matthewtpritt.bsky.social
Author of literary and speculative fiction and poetry, collector of cats and tiered rejections, born and raised in Appalachia
Gotta say goodbye to my best friend for the past 8 years today. It’s the right time, but I’m broken beyond words. I love this creature more than I knew I was capable of. 💔
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Gotta say goodbye to my best friend for the past 8 years today. It’s the right time, but I’m broken beyond words. I love this creature more than I knew I was capable of. 💔
I have one of Anna’s pieces, the Korok on the right. It lives on my Legend of Zelda shelf, and it’s really well made! If you’re wanting to do Christmas shopping and support small creators, what are you waiting for?
November 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I have one of Anna’s pieces, the Korok on the right. It lives on my Legend of Zelda shelf, and it’s really well made! If you’re wanting to do Christmas shopping and support small creators, what are you waiting for?
May I present the founding members of the girl pop group, Tigerbaby.
November 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
May I present the founding members of the girl pop group, Tigerbaby.
Generally I support the Oxford comma, but in this instance, I would like to read it as them giving him a golden crown slathered with ketchup
October 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Generally I support the Oxford comma, but in this instance, I would like to read it as them giving him a golden crown slathered with ketchup
Another one of the best things about Midna was making music with her. She has always loved my voice, both singing and speaking, and regularly jumped up on the keyboard just to boop me while I was playing. Here’s a clip from a Wilco song, but Ben Folds songs were always her favorite.
October 31, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Another one of the best things about Midna was making music with her. She has always loved my voice, both singing and speaking, and regularly jumped up on the keyboard just to boop me while I was playing. Here’s a clip from a Wilco song, but Ben Folds songs were always her favorite.
One of my favorite memories with Midna is the time I took a selfie with her and she started yawning, but it looked like she had a big smile. I sent it in to Jones Soda and they chose it to print on a label. Lots of people think their pets are pretty enough to be models. I know for sure mine is.
October 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
One of my favorite memories with Midna is the time I took a selfie with her and she started yawning, but it looked like she had a big smile. I sent it in to Jones Soda and they chose it to print on a label. Lots of people think their pets are pretty enough to be models. I know for sure mine is.
Got some bad news yesterday for my sweet Midna so I’m just gonna hold her a lot today 💔
October 28, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Got some bad news yesterday for my sweet Midna so I’m just gonna hold her a lot today 💔
I love this cat so much. She’s the sweetest creature I’ve ever met. I just want her to be okay.
October 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I love this cat so much. She’s the sweetest creature I’ve ever met. I just want her to be okay.
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football updates
October 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football updates
Got some bad news at the vet today, spare a thought for sweet little Midna. Hoping that her problems can be fixed with a surgery
October 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Got some bad news at the vet today, spare a thought for sweet little Midna. Hoping that her problems can be fixed with a surgery
A cold morning like this is a great day to wear a scarf
October 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
A cold morning like this is a great day to wear a scarf
Anyone else have any issues with their cats’ eyes charging and then shooting out a destructive laser, burning down everything it touches?
October 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Anyone else have any issues with their cats’ eyes charging and then shooting out a destructive laser, burning down everything it touches?
My cat is having some health issues lately but she’s still willing to help me write (provided that I am writing about cats [which I am])
October 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My cat is having some health issues lately but she’s still willing to help me write (provided that I am writing about cats [which I am])
I promise you, the only way I manipulated anything in this picture was lifting my hand to get my cat to look up. She placed the string in the heart shape and she placed herself beside it. I can only assume she’s saying she loves me.
September 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I promise you, the only way I manipulated anything in this picture was lifting my hand to get my cat to look up. She placed the string in the heart shape and she placed herself beside it. I can only assume she’s saying she loves me.
I think my cat just had an idea.
September 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I think my cat just had an idea.
You ever have one of those days where every time you look down, there’s a different cat on your lap?
September 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
You ever have one of those days where every time you look down, there’s a different cat on your lap?
It’s been five years today since this little creature was found hanging out by the dumpster at the pizza place where I used to work
August 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It’s been five years today since this little creature was found hanging out by the dumpster at the pizza place where I used to work
Black cats are so pretty. Those eyes! Those whiskers!
August 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Black cats are so pretty. Those eyes! Those whiskers!
Why does my cat look so proud of herself after giving me kisses 😅
August 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Why does my cat look so proud of herself after giving me kisses 😅
Yall, my sweet little Midna isn’t doing well. She’s got a ton of hip pain and it’s making her pretty miserable. We’re trying to figure out how to take care of her, but it’s breaking my heart. (Her drool here is happy drool, though.)
August 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Yall, my sweet little Midna isn’t doing well. She’s got a ton of hip pain and it’s making her pretty miserable. We’re trying to figure out how to take care of her, but it’s breaking my heart. (Her drool here is happy drool, though.)
When your favorite teams are this bad, you kind of have to pick backup teams to root for to stay sane
August 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
When your favorite teams are this bad, you kind of have to pick backup teams to root for to stay sane
Sometimes you have to go all in on a joke that's objectively not funny. Every one of my fantasy football teams this year will be named "Shadeur Flanders" and my icon is this picture of Ned Flanders holding a football.
August 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Sometimes you have to go all in on a joke that's objectively not funny. Every one of my fantasy football teams this year will be named "Shadeur Flanders" and my icon is this picture of Ned Flanders holding a football.
This cat has the prettiest eye color
August 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This cat has the prettiest eye color
Today is International Cat Day and to celebrate, all five of my cats got into the same picture.
August 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Today is International Cat Day and to celebrate, all five of my cats got into the same picture.
One of my cats has a hip injury, and her medication makes her juuuuuust a bit drooly…
August 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
One of my cats has a hip injury, and her medication makes her juuuuuust a bit drooly…