Matthew Hayes
@matthewhayes.bsky.social
Joy, technology, table tennis, games, space, psychedelics, philosophy, esoterica, animals.
You're the best! Have a great holiday weekend.
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You're the best! Have a great holiday weekend.
Do not apologize. I'm just that guy. And we all knew what you meant.
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Do not apologize. I'm just that guy. And we all knew what you meant.
Also, posterity*
(sorry)
(sorry)
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Also, posterity*
(sorry)
(sorry)
Wow, yeah it really works. Gonna try this in my next team meeting to see if I can get out of actually presenting my slides.
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Wow, yeah it really works. Gonna try this in my next team meeting to see if I can get out of actually presenting my slides.
Which, if we're honest, IS unacceptable.
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Which, if we're honest, IS unacceptable.
It's not that hard to drop out of college bro I did it twice. Just stay home.
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It's not that hard to drop out of college bro I did it twice. Just stay home.
Yeah it's awesome.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Yeah it's awesome.
This sounds like the beginning of a joke told in a TGC conference room.
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This sounds like the beginning of a joke told in a TGC conference room.
A pear derriere, if you will.
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
A pear derriere, if you will.
That is the one of the kindest dog faces I have ever seen. I can tell he was the best. Sorry for your loss.
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
That is the one of the kindest dog faces I have ever seen. I can tell he was the best. Sorry for your loss.
No WAY you've managed not to play games you own. That does not sound like the Rollin I know, no sir.
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
No WAY you've managed not to play games you own. That does not sound like the Rollin I know, no sir.
